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hahahahahaha that's crazy. Not makin fun or anything, just never heard of something ridiculous like that.

Then again, I never learned how to ride a bike, so when people say "it's like riding a bike" I get a little nervous, b/c they may as well be talking about rocket science.

idk, it's the same way that some people get drunk off jack daniels and puke and then can't drink it anymore without puking. except instead its a gooey jiggly squirmey grossness in this case with jello.

03-17-2010 , 12:49 PM

#428

Vintage00

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Mega bonus points if somebody gets hammered for St. Pats today and tells a girl "Hey girl, are you Irish? Because my dick's Dublin." -- that's what's written on the shirt I'm wearing right now. Classy imo.

Extra credit - video proof imo.

03-17-2010 , 12:56 PM

#429

Flyingbanana

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Meh, count me out of the mega bonus points challenge. No St. Patricks day fun for me planned. Got compulsory 8:15 labs tomorrow. Yay.

03-17-2010 , 02:25 PM

#430

yeotaJMU

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so pumped right now. i was supposed to umpire a baseball game in my hometown at 6 pm... its nice as **** out and for some reason it got cancelled. now im about to work out, grind poker on the deck for a few hours and then get my drink on.

vintage that is an awesome shirt. i think ill just be rockin a pastel green polo and a ****-ton of green beads, i have this one st paddys day string of beads with a shot glass attached which is +ev for girls to take shots out of (while still wearing it obv)

03-17-2010 , 04:24 PM

#431

OsTornado

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Drink until you're Irish! (on my shirt)

03-17-2010 , 05:11 PM

#432

Vintage00

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Os, we are owning at St. Patty's Day shirts.

03-17-2010 , 07:27 PM

#433

OsTornado

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage00

Os, we are owning at St. Patty's Day shirts.

Agreed. Only problem is that mine is white. Thinking about wearing an all green shirt that's not related to St. Paddy's out.

03-17-2010 , 08:37 PM

#434

Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OsTornado

Agreed. Only problem is that mine is white. Thinking about wearing an all green shirt that's not related to St. Paddy's out.

Word, text me if you go DT, but watch out. I already hit one roadblock at 7pm. Corner of College Station and Barnett Shoals fwiw

03-17-2010 , 11:27 PM

#435

Karak

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WHY DOES THE SITE THAT THEY UPDATE WITH THE ****ING READING ASSIGNMENTS ALWAYS GO ****ING DOWN AT THE VERY MOMENT I FINALLY FEEL ****ING MOTIVATED TO READ FOR CLASS THIS IS THE TILTINGEST **** EVER IT ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS HAPPENS

03-18-2010 , 12:52 PM

#436

Vintage00

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You feel motivated to do schoolwork at nearly midnight on St. Patrick's Day and then coming in here typing all in caps with lots of **** marks?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, Karak was schwasted.

03-18-2010 , 02:08 PM

#437

yeotaJMU

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mmod ftw

03-19-2010 , 03:40 PM

#438

br3nt00

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who's jealous...

kicking off spring break with an alkaline trio concertttttttttttttt

03-19-2010 , 05:34 PM

#439

Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by br3nt00

who's jealous...

kicking off spring break with an alkaline trio concertttttttttttttt

Tight, where they playing?

03-20-2010 , 06:27 PM

#440

Flyingbanana

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Sigh, ffs. Out of the omaha miniftops. I'm not even begin to describe how awful the play was it made me that sad. Eejits can't ever fold. I has a pair of jacks preflop, I call for 2/3 of my stack after a raise and reraise. >.> Several hours wasted.
/rant.

On a more funfun note I'm now hitchhiking the 400+ miles to Paris from Bath for charity next month. Should be a life experience

03-21-2010 , 04:53 PM

#441

OsTornado

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In case you miss it because it's stickied:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/67...0-50-a-738813/

03-21-2010 , 04:54 PM

#442

OsTornado

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^It's the SL tourney. Starts at 6pm EST. That's in approximately 1 hour.

It's only $5.5 to hopefully attract more players. PLAY IN IT!

03-21-2010 , 04:56 PM

#443

Vintage00

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x-book Os? I just texted you that exact same thing, but my phone is being ******ed today for some reason.

Also wtf blueballs at yesterday's weather vs. today's in Georgia.

03-23-2010 , 09:59 PM

#444

br3nt00

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it was at the masquerade

2 bands before alkaline came on tho, one was aight the second "cursive" was actually good

then of course alkaline trio kicked ass.

major ass.

03-24-2010 , 02:21 AM

#445

Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by br3nt00

it was at the masquerade

2 bands before alkaline came on tho, one was aight the second "cursive" was actually good

then of course alkaline trio kicked ass.

major ass.

I am performing at an open mic at the punch line in May. Pumped about it.

In related news, I just saw this headline...

03-24-2010 , 02:25 AM

#446

br3nt00

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lol politicians

03-24-2010 , 12:01 PM

#447

yeotaJMU

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i need a costume for my GF's birthday party- she is doing Halloween in April.

she was gonna be a school girl but her skirt was too short since she hadnt worn it in awhile. she is now thinking sexy cop or sexy racecar driver.