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Originally Posted by illini43
I would not recommend going out and getting hammered/hooking up with other people, just don't lock yourself in your room all day and cry about it.
**** that ****. Here's your daily schedule:
10 am - Noon: Go to gym. Get jacked.
Noon - 5 pm: Go to tanning salon. Get tan.
5 pm - 7 pm: Huge steak dinner. Get full.
7 pm - 9 pm: Crown and Red Bulls. At least 5. Get tipsy.
9 pm - 10 pm: Power Hour. Must be Coors so you can vent. Get drunk.
10:01 pm: Shot of everclear. Get wasted
10:02 pm - 2 am: Go to bar/club. Grind your dick on every piece of pussy that walks through that door. Get horny.
2:01 am - Whenever: Pick your choice meat for the night and **** her until she's well done. Get laid.
Next morning: Do her again. Then rinse (seriously, really scrub) and repeat since you probably forgot doing it all anyway.
You won't remember high school sweetheart after 2 weeks of this and you'll be a better man for it. She'll be all jealous that you're jacked, tan, well fed, drunk, and banging chicks or some combo of the above at all hours of the day. I have another regimen for when she inevitably comes back to your newfound awesome self if you are interested.