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Originally Posted by Michaelangelo'
I'm 5"5 (average height) and the ladies just love me. Why would you want to be a tall freak anyway? Girls want a man to be their height not some stupid giant. In real life nobody gives me any grief about my height as they know it will be time to put up or shut up. If any freak-show sky scraper was to so much as to lay his eyes on my girl I would freakin' punch his lights out!
poty candidate
this is satire though, right?