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Old 02-26-2012, 07:25 PM   #37006
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Haven't even read half of SS's TR and it's already way too absurd. I know people do stupid **** when they are drunk, but some of your stuff is just way too odd to be normal.

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Old 02-26-2012, 07:26 PM   #37007
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Enjoyed those TRs a lot, keep them coming
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Old 02-26-2012, 07:32 PM   #37008
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slick, for a shy guy, you make some very bold moves. very bold indeed.
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:03 PM   #37009
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Rugby road trip for the weekend to another state. Went to social afterwards at one+ of the guys houses. Usually we just head to the bar after the game but this one there was a sorority coming. Described by one member as "like 20-35% fat bitches" but in terms of women its better than what most teams bring to the table.

First we went right after the match and only the team and some of the womens team is there. Usually theyre almost all nasty but once they cleaned up this team had like 3 7+ and another 4-5 that were 1s on the binary scale. So I wind up chatting and meeting with some of them, we sing songs and the first round of beer is starting to run out so we go back to hotel to do team building stuff, which involves heavy drinking

Return later and theres 2 kegs and I continue drinking Things start getting hazy at this point. I wander around socializing and this one kid who I think was on their team was being a real dick and said something that pissed me off. 15+ beers in at this point so it takes a little while to register. I take a few steps away from him, realise what happened and well..

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He was standing alone so I bailed ASAP in case someone was coming after me. Winds up turning into a outside yelling people holding me back situation. Apparently I "hit a girl" at some point, but who knows it was the Bible belt so I may have just bumped into one with my shoulder in the middle of my Lagarrette Blount impression. I was too drunk/mad to think of one of many obvious comebacks about how this kid was in fact a girl.

Ultimately it is fun to drink this much for this specific purpose but not very good for trying to getting laid. I should probably drink less, but realistically I'll just drink more often in the future so I have better tolerance.
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:07 PM   #37010
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If it makes you feel any better you are the kind of person most people hate at parties.
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:17 PM   #37011
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If it makes you feel any better you are the kind of person most people hate at parties.
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:24 PM   #37012
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Sucks we'll have to wait 2 months for the rebuttal.
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:32 PM   #37013
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Good evening SL,

Heres another TR.

Very early last semester I went to a party, after a while of walking around meeting/talking to people and drinking these 2 girls grab me. They are absolutely trashed, and therefore it was very easy to get them to makeout at first and then start going 3way and feeling them up (still at the party). This lasted for about 10 - 15 min, and they just walked off and I got one of the girls' numbers. There was one short cute tan girl who was like a 7 but since im really tall i didnt find her that attractive, and her friend was a gorgeous tall blonde, 8 - 9. The way it worked out I got the short ones number.

Didnt see them all night after that, ended up getting really trashed and going back to the dorms cause nothing interesting was happening. I drunkenly decide its a good idea to text the short girl and ask her for her friends number at like 2am. The short girl calls me back in like 2 min clearly still trashed moaning and groaning for me to come over and cuddle, so I came over and hit that. She wanted to hang the day after, I thought round 2, but then her roommate was with her and we ended up at the dining halls and I left with some friends and didnt tell her I was leaving. Dick move but oh well.

Now the tall blond girl is in my art history class this semester, and I cannot tell if she remembers me or not. Now usually I would not bother in this situation but because of how hot she is, and presumably DTF I have to ask is there any way I can try to approach this girl after class or something? Or is it strictly a no go?
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:34 PM   #37014
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First we went right after the match and only the team and some of the womens team is there. Usually theyre almost all nasty but once they cleaned up this team had like 3 7+ and another 4-5 that were 1s on the binary scale. So I wind up chatting and meeting with some of them, we sing songs and the first round of beer is starting to run out so we go back to hotel to do team building stuff, which involves heavy drinking
i dont think you understand binary very well
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:36 PM   #37015
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I don't defend my behavior, and I do think it is pretty ****ed up that I can't tell the story without feeling like I'm bragging but I don't know how else to tell it. I've been bullied a fair amount and now I am in the "fight the bully" stage. I gotta catch up on my maturity and social skills and not get so drunk so I can figure out better ways to own people or accomplish more **** so I don't feel so insecure.

This doesn't happen to me that high a % of the time(in general stupid **** does happen a lot though) and I get along with a lot of people. I feel you may be inferring some sort of ******* energy here that I don't actually give off. I am more the type who youd be surprised would do this ****. I am naturally too much of a pussy personality wise and oftentimes too quiet.

This does go out the water when I'm incredibly drunk as I turn incredibly loud but I try not to get this ****ed up very often. I usually only do it at rugby related stuff
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:37 PM   #37016
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i dont think you understand binary very well
0 means you wouldn't have sex with them. 1 means you would have sex with them, What am I missing?

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Old 02-26-2012, 10:01 PM   #37017
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wtf is going on with the last TRs, we have a creeper, a fighter and a raper. Dont know where it goes from here.
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Old 02-26-2012, 10:04 PM   #37018
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wtf is going on with the last TRs, we have a creeper, a fighter and a raper. Dont know where it goes from here.
If this disturbs you, I can't imagine you would have gotten far in the AlanDyer thread.
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Old 02-26-2012, 10:13 PM   #37019
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If this disturbs you, I can't imagine you would have gotten far in the AlanDyer thread.
Its not disturbing, it is just weird that the last 3 TRs have been like that.
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Old 02-26-2012, 10:20 PM   #37020
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lol the last page or so of this thread is completely absurd
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