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"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes "Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes

04-02-2010 , 08:45 PM
she's no longer a LTR romantic interest (and honestly never was)

so i guess ill just do whatever the **** and that's that

agreed?
04-02-2010 , 08:49 PM
You need to angry-**** her this weekend.

For me.
04-02-2010 , 08:51 PM
so she is going to accompany me to this group event. honestly i think most of you are right, but i dont see the harm in trying to get a live read on her. if anything, it will let me feel out the law prom situation. obviously ill be pursuing nothing beyond that.

also, tonight will result in ABCD + BG + DG + GFguy (lol everyone up to speed yet?) being together in the same room at the same time + alcohol

how this wont be entertaining for all of you i cant even imagine

[in before karak likes to drive into asteroid belts]
04-02-2010 , 08:54 PM
Karak likes to drive into Mercury and Venus

UCWIDT?
04-02-2010 , 09:02 PM
as a general rule, I treat girls like crap, and the more you treat them like that in the beginning, the more they want to hang out with you. and then you can escalate.
04-02-2010 , 09:02 PM
cool joke, bro

Last edited by Karak; 04-02-2010 at 09:02 PM. Reason: @vintage ^
04-02-2010 , 09:07 PM
...what?

Last edited by Vintage00; 04-02-2010 at 09:07 PM. Reason: im like buttah
04-02-2010 , 09:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vangogh
as a general rule, I treat girls like crap, and the more you treat them like that in the beginning, the more they want to hang out with you. and then you can escalate.
chivalry ITT
04-02-2010 , 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Karak
cool joke, bro
glad, you like it.
04-02-2010 , 09:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vangogh
glad, you like it.
he was making fun of me. Bc he's a douche.
04-02-2010 , 10:39 PM
lol karak
04-03-2010 , 12:07 AM
so when i wake up tomorrow morning...

there'd better be some caps lock'd **** itt
04-03-2010 , 12:35 AM
In before epic Karant tonight. Sorry I missed the early morning banter guys.

ILM is 5'9, 170lbs, 10% BF, /romo. I look very northern European and girls tell me I'm "cute" a lot. I know I'm not ass ugly but I'm not sure that's the best compliment either.

In spite of my recent tear you guys seem to forget that just 3 weeks ago I was mumbling my way to setting up a date with B only to ultimately have it go nowhere. I'm still 100000% convinced I could get her if I got her to dance but she's not really the grinding type.

In another interesting development that feminist from a while back (the Bro Karma story) is apparently friends with the E/F/G group that I set off a big drama bomb with last week. I found this out via my "people" that apparently made the connection before they all realize the story there. This has the potential to set off a giant ****ing drama nuke and a pending TR, which I will obviously give you the guys the enjoyment of reading.

No significant updates with M (for model LDO). She texted me drunk Thursday night and we talked for a while. She's a funny drunk. Then she texted me Friday morning to apologize and we had a nice chat again. I'll call her Monday I guess.

Anyone else looking at a successful weekend? I'm at my grandparents so I won't be doing anything in that department this weekend. I need a break anyway.
04-03-2010 , 01:45 AM
Karak, just read your story...I know that because you two technically werent dating, she technically doesnt owe you anything, but it was a really ****ty thing for her to do. If a girl that ive been seeing did that to me, I would tell her to go **** herself, especially because it doesnt seem like you are super into her. I wouldnt invite her to any social gathering, I would just ignore her or tell her to **** off.

Im also not at all prude about relationships and sex and whatever, but this girl knew what she was doing, and at least in the back of her mind, she knew how pissed off it would (rightfully) make you, and she did it anyway, and then TOLD you about it. Get rid of her.
04-03-2010 , 02:32 AM
i could TR this evening for you guys, or i could simply post the following:

oops

ill just post the following

highlights from the TR to come tomorrow

-D latently trying to tear BG down
-C breaking out into a jealous rage, grabbing me and shoving herself between me and BG. then she takes BG, pushes her away and starts grinding on me while keeping BG at arm's length the whole time. Honestly guys... I'm not joking.
-B telling BG "I have heard so much about you" (I have never mentioned BG to B once). I inform B I've never talked about BG to her, and she starts making things up.
-C introduces BG to every single guy in the entire bar the second I step away to sing karaoke. She actually pushes one guy to ask BG out. Again... not kidding.



i love my life.

also: BG ends up with karak in his bedroom at the end of the night. karak is very drunk. BG is completely sober. hilarity ensues. ill leave out details just to tantalize everyone.
04-03-2010 , 02:33 AM
Karak, you must be hot.

Yeota, confirm/deny?
04-03-2010 , 02:36 AM
C ****ing losing it was the most hilarious thing ever. BG can confirm that this actually happened with yeota if you guys don't believe me.
04-03-2010 , 02:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vintage00
Karak, you must be hot.

Yeota, confirm/deny?
lol im short

(BG and D are both taller than me [D by a significant amount... BG by just a little]... C is actually shorter, but she's always taller because she wears heels 24/7)
04-03-2010 , 02:37 AM
How does it feel to not be able to satisfy a woman?
04-03-2010 , 02:39 AM
So I'm up on the stage singing and I spot C first walking in. I have never talked to her about BG or even mentioned BG to anyone beyond D and the people I introduced BG to that evening.

As soon as I come off stage, C walks up to me, punches in the shoulder and goes "So who is the minor? hahahaha!" then walks off.

jealous much, beyotch?
04-03-2010 , 02:40 AM
tall guys>short guys ainec.....
04-03-2010 , 02:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CCuster_911
tall guys>short guys ainec.....
OMG RLY? I TOTALLY DIDNT KNOW THAT
04-03-2010 , 02:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CCuster_911
tall guys>short guys ainec.....
and he knows tall guys imo
04-03-2010 , 02:45 AM
I do
04-03-2010 , 03:15 AM
earlier when karak posted about going out tonight with everyone i almost posted that i was jealous cuz it looks like i'll be staying in and i actually like watching that kind of stuff go down and usually don't care if i'm involved as long as i don't get massively ****ted on

i'm about ready to sleep but i just got a call about some party. i'm going with my roommate, or i should say my old roommate since i moved out like 2 days ago. he's "african american" and usually goes to parties with mexican girls that like black guys. last time i went with him there was only one other white person and when i walked in i high fived her and said looks like we need to stick together tonight! pretty sure her black bf was standing behind her lol. so i doubt i'll have anything to post about when it comes to females but i don't really care i just want to go out. i may run good and it be a party with his co workers. most of which are 3+ yrs older than me and really good looking

this post had no point but i need to kill time so hollerrr

      
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