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Old 02-13-2010, 03:24 PM   #2806
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my reply: "im sorry you both are too demanding for us. enjoy your night."
my opinion of you just changed. that was pretty money
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Old 02-13-2010, 03:26 PM   #2807
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i dont think i will--ive never run into her before.
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Old 02-13-2010, 03:28 PM   #2808
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Karak, your last line was gold. Teach me.

Err... maybe not?
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Old 02-13-2010, 03:38 PM   #2809
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on top of all that i easily blew over 100 dollars at that place last night, and it was not worth it. if we are gunna blow 300-500 dollars, we might as well do it somewhere nice and not some mid-level club downtown.
yea, i blew a lot last night on shots for me and a buddy when we just planned to go watch the colorado game, and it definately wasnt worth it. halfway through the game they put on the opening ceremonies full blast (its a sports bar wtf?) and tilted me sooo bad. insta-8 shots at our table when that lesbo was singing. got wasted, made buddy puke, unfortunately it was in the cab tho...
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Old 02-13-2010, 03:44 PM   #2810
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Seriously Karak get new friends. If one of my bros did that to me I'd never ****ing talk to him again. They are your bros because they help you get laid.

Also, after last night I have created what I will call the Martilian Theorem of Bro Karma.

I'm at the club with one of my bros and we're dancing with a couple of his friends and having a good time. One of the girls is fairly cute but a HUGE feminist/prude so she has a personal bubble that you can't get inside if you're a dude.

Behind me, I see a guy I don't know dancing with two girls. The hotter of the two is all over him and he really looks like he wants to hook up with her but her friend is being a huge cockblock. I feel for the dude, but the feminist girl is starting to get a little more friendly with me and it would only be the 2nd Women's Studies major I've hooked up with so that would be significant.

I talk to my wingman for a second and I tell him I have to help this guy out. I excuse myself from the group by saying I just saw one of my friends and go hit on the uglier girl for a second to distract her. I talk to her for about 2 minutes and by the time I turn around and look he's making out with the really hot girl. I tell the uglier one I have to go, and give the guy a thumbs up as I walk back to my group. Mission accomplished.

A half an hour later we're getting ready to leave and in spite of the friendliness it looks like nothing is going to happen with our feminist girl. Out of the blue he comes up and whispers something in her ear. I don't hear it but a few minutes later as she is getting ready to go home with her friends she says, "hey ILM actually I'll go with you... why don't you show me that youtube video you were talking about earlier". There was no youtube video.

This morning I asked her what "John" (I have no idea what the guy's name was but I acted like we were friends) had said to her at the club. She tells me he said "my friend you're talking to is pretty awesome. get to know him better." I nodded and said "John" and I go waaaaay back.

So to "John", thanks for the troll.
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Old 02-13-2010, 03:51 PM   #2811
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TUTS - Add her on FB and in the message say something like "Can't believe I forgot to get your number last night! Let's meet up next week and catch up some more" Obv you can say it better than that and maybe mention something you guys could do.

Karak seems to be a bit bipolar with his awesome handling of situations and poor handling, he seems to be good at recovering though.

Wonthyme - Change your attitude ASAP bro, you're worrying way too much IMO, think and act like you're worth it, stop consistently thinking that you've ****ed up your chances

Love reading this thread because it's so obvious how and why people are failing yet we all know it's a lot harder in the 1st person. Sharing these stories should be great for everyone's confidence. I think the hardest part is not putting it on a pedestal, once you can get over that and not care what girls think of you(too much at least) you'll be wayyy better off.
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Old 02-13-2010, 03:54 PM   #2812
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my opinion of you just changed. that was pretty money
lol yea i was pretty damn proud of myself. the guy with a gf kept saying "let's just go to where they are or try and convince them to come here" and my reply every time was "**** that i dont beg people to hang out with me. if they want to hang out with us, they can show up themselves. im not going there."

also on the way home he started hitting on her again, and i dropped the most awkward gf word bomb on him. i mean he was in ****ing mid-sentence and i just perk up and go "oh **** man! you should do that on your v-day date with your girlfriend tomorrow!"

B insta goes: "wait... you have a GIRLFRIEND?" (gf or no gf no way B was hooking up with this guy anyways)

he seriously tried to make my head explode with his eyes and i started laughing my ass off.

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Karak, your last line was gold. Teach me.

Err... maybe not?
haha. well, i think a lot of my issues recently stem from bad table selection. my first semester went really well, but a lot of those girls started to bore me. for some reason im always attracted to psycho women and it causes **** like i post about on here to happen. in all honestly deep down i think i actually enjoy the drama sometimes. it amuses me and i love telling the stories about it.

but every once in a while it gets to me. when i start looking to settle down ill try to find a sane (proportionally so) girl, but for now i think im well entertained enough by the wild ones. plus, and LKJ can speak to this, law school girls are just not normal for the most part. neither are law school guys, don't get me wrong, but we can hide it better. lawyers are just weird people man.

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Seriously Karak get new friends. If one of my bros did that to me I'd never ****ing talk to him again. They are your bros because they help you get laid.

Also, after last night I have created what I will call the Martilian Theorem of Bro Karma.

I'm at the club with one of my bros and we're dancing with a couple of his friends and having a good time. One of the girls is fairly cute but a HUGE feminist/prude so she has a personal bubble that you can't get inside if you're a dude.

Behind me, I see a guy I don't know dancing with two girls. The hotter of the two is all over him and he really looks like he wants to hook up with her but her friend is being a huge cockblock. I feel for the dude, but the feminist girl is starting to get a little more friendly with me and it would only be the 2nd Women's Studies major I've hooked up with so that would be significant.

I talk to my wingman for a second and I tell him I have to help this guy out. I excuse myself from the group by saying I just saw one of my friends and go hit on the uglier girl for a second to distract her. I talk to her for about 2 minutes and by the time I turn around and look he's making out with the really hot girl. I tell the uglier one I have to go, and give the guy a thumbs up as I walk back to my group. Mission accomplished.

A half an hour later we're getting ready to leave and in spite of the friendliness it looks like nothing is going to happen with our feminist girl. Out of the blue he comes up and whispers something in her ear. I don't hear it but a few minutes later as she is getting ready to go home with her friends she says, "hey ILM actually I'll go with you... why don't you show me that youtube video you were talking about earlier". There was no youtube video.

This morning I asked her what "John" (I have no idea what the guy's name was but I acted like we were friends) had said to her at the club. She tells me he said "my friend you're talking to is pretty awesome. get to know him better." I nodded and said "John" and I go waaaaay back.

So to "John", thanks.
yeah im pretty pissed off at gf dude. the other guy is one of my best friends here and to his credit i did have a long convo with him last week where i said hooking up with B would be a big mistake, but that was back when i was trying to get with A and i think he just misunderstood. plus i feel bad for him cause he never gets anything with girls and is still hung up on his ex. honestly the biggest crush he's had this year at law school has been on C, and he was starting to make a move on her. he actually came up to me and asked me what i thought, so i had to tell him the whole story and that i had hooked up with C.

on another note: martiro that story was awesome man. karma baby. nice work.
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Old 02-13-2010, 03:56 PM   #2813
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Karak seems to be a bit bipolar with his awesome handling of situations and poor handling, he seems to be good at recovering though.
it's funny i was just thinking about that this morning. i either handle things golden or i **** it up. what's the one element that's always present when i **** it up? alcohol.

however, as you pointed out, my damage control is A+. it seems like i run excellent ****ing damage control every morning after some sort of meltdown occurs, which, honestly, just sets up another evening for another meltdown.

i also always carry a super arrogant, self-confident attitude with these situations too. even when things are going into the ****ter, i'll never show that it is bothering me. sometimes i get too arrogant, but i think it helps me work through any mistakes.

and yeah, as you said, it's really easy to give advice objectively here. honestly it's just like poker. you want to discuss things enough that they become second nature. like the line i dropped to blow up the **** test? didnt even have to think about it. just did it. my buddies were all like "dude you just pissed her off with taht. no way she comes now."

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Old 02-13-2010, 03:59 PM   #2814
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law school girls are just not normal for the most part. neither are law school guys, don't get me wrong, but we can hide it better. lawyers are just weird people man.
how so? care to elaborate a bit? just curious
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Old 02-13-2010, 04:03 PM   #2815
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how so? care to elaborate a bit? just curious
honestly a post on abovethelaw recently put it better than i ever could. it linked to this quick "how to date a lawyer" guide:

http://www.avvo.com/legal-guides/ugc...-date-a-lawyer

some of them are meh, but some of them are SPOT ON for me at least. see: 3, 7, 8, 9 for sure.

and here's a snippet from the abovethelaw post (http://abovethelaw.com/2010/02/valen..._editors.php):

Downside: Any argument you have will be terrible. Count on it. Male and female attorneys fight with extreme logic and intellectual rigor on their side. Have you ever fought about whether the argument calls for rational basis review or strict scrutiny before you argue about what inappropriate thing was said at a dinner with friends? Have you ever had an emotional point dismissed as “non-responsive”? Has anybody ever shouted “but you can’t prove damages,” after they concede poor judgment in staying out till 5:00 a.m.? I’ve done all these things, or had them done to me. If you’re not prepared for all of that, date a doctor.
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Old 02-13-2010, 04:10 PM   #2816
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haha

For example, don’t say, “Let’s head back home early for some fun.” Instead say, “Let’s return early to the domicile for some malfeasance.”

man that article makes me want to steer clear from lawyer chicks.
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Old 02-13-2010, 04:10 PM   #2817
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TUTS - Add her on FB and in the message say something like "Can't believe I forgot to get your number last night! Let's meet up next week and catch up some more" Obv you can say it better than that and maybe mention something you guys could do.
wondering if there are any reports of this working before i try it.

from what ive seen/done/read, getting dates via facebook has rarely worked. im trying to think from itt if anyone has successfully worked the facebook game.
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Old 02-13-2010, 04:14 PM   #2818
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Karak, no Romo, but I really want to go out drinking with you one night.
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Old 02-13-2010, 04:15 PM   #2819
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wondering if there are any reports of this working before i try it.

from what ive seen/done/read, getting dates via facebook has rarely worked. im trying to think from itt if anyone has successfully worked the facebook game.
i personally wouldn't try it b/c it seems creepy/desperado to me, but im sure its worked for some people
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Old 02-13-2010, 04:15 PM   #2820
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i dont think i will--ive never run into her before.
There is always secret option D. Next time you or one of your friends throws a party invite her.

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TUTS - Add her on FB and in the message say something like "Can't believe I forgot to get your number last night! Let's meet up next week and catch up some more" Obv you can say it better than that and maybe mention something you guys could do.
I think this is ok. It's direct and to the point. It's a lot better than just friending her and trying to creep into her life with retarded wall posts.

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