Rugby road trip for the weekend to another state. Went to social afterwards at one+ of the guys houses. Usually we just head to the bar after the game but this one there was a sorority coming. Described by one member as "like 20-35% fat bitches" but in terms of women its better than what most teams bring to the table.
First we went right after the match and only the team and some of the womens team is there. Usually theyre almost all nasty but once they cleaned up this team had like 3 7+ and another 4-5 that were 1s on the binary scale. So I wind up chatting and meeting with some of them, we sing songs and the first round of beer is starting to run out so we go back to hotel to do team building stuff, which involves heavy drinking
Return later and theres 2 kegs and I continue drinking Things start getting hazy at this point. I wander around socializing and this one kid who I think was on their team was being a real dick and said something that pissed me off. 15+ beers in at this point so it takes a little while to register. I take a few steps away from him, realise what happened and well..
He was standing alone so I bailed ASAP in case someone was coming after me. Winds up turning into a outside yelling people holding me back situation. Apparently I "hit a girl" at some point, but who knows it was the Bible belt so I may have just bumped into one with my shoulder in the middle of my Lagarrette Blount impression. I was too drunk/mad to think of one of many obvious comebacks about how this kid was in fact a girl.
Ultimately it is fun to drink this much for this specific purpose but not very good for trying to getting laid. I should probably drink less, but realistically I'll just drink more often in the future so I have better tolerance.