Originally Posted by DerrtySlime
my opinion of you just changed. that was pretty money
lol yea i was pretty damn proud of myself. the guy with a gf kept saying "let's just go to where they are or try and convince them to come here" and my reply every time was "**** that i dont beg people to hang out with me. if they want to hang out with us, they can show up themselves. im not going there."
also on the way home he started hitting on her again, and i dropped the most awkward gf word bomb on him. i mean he was in ****ing mid-sentence and i just perk up and go "oh **** man! you should do that on your v-day date with your girlfriend tomorrow!"
B insta goes: "wait... you have a GIRLFRIEND?" (gf or no gf no way B was hooking up with this guy anyways)
he seriously tried to make my head explode with his eyes and i started laughing my ass off.
Originally Posted by Vintage00
Karak, your last line was gold. Teach me.
Err... maybe not?
haha. well, i think a lot of my issues recently stem from bad table selection. my first semester went really well, but a lot of those girls started to bore me. for some reason im always attracted to psycho women and it causes **** like i post about on here to happen. in all honestly deep down i think i actually enjoy the drama sometimes. it amuses me and i love telling the stories about it.
but every once in a while it gets to me. when i start looking to settle down ill try to find a sane (proportionally so) girl, but for now i think im well entertained enough by the wild ones. plus, and LKJ can speak to this, law school girls are just not normal for the most part. neither are law school guys, don't get me wrong, but we can hide it better. lawyers are just weird people man.
Originally Posted by il_martilo
Seriously Karak get new friends. If one of my bros did that to me I'd never ****ing talk to him again. They are your bros because they help you get laid.
Also, after last night I have created what I will call the Martilian Theorem of Bro Karma.
I'm at the club with one of my bros and we're dancing with a couple of his friends and having a good time. One of the girls is fairly cute but a HUGE feminist/prude so she has a personal bubble that you can't get inside if you're a dude.
Behind me, I see a guy I don't know dancing with two girls. The hotter of the two is all over him and he really looks like he wants to hook up with her but her friend is being a huge cockblock. I feel for the dude, but the feminist girl is starting to get a little more friendly with me and it would only be the 2nd Women's Studies major I've hooked up with so that would be significant.
I talk to my wingman for a second and I tell him I have to help this guy out. I excuse myself from the group by saying I just saw one of my friends and go hit on the uglier girl for a second to distract her. I talk to her for about 2 minutes and by the time I turn around and look he's making out with the really hot girl. I tell the uglier one I have to go, and give the guy a thumbs up as I walk back to my group. Mission accomplished.
A half an hour later we're getting ready to leave and in spite of the friendliness it looks like nothing is going to happen with our feminist girl. Out of the blue he comes up and whispers something in her ear. I don't hear it but a few minutes later as she is getting ready to go home with her friends she says, "hey ILM actually I'll go with you... why don't you show me that youtube video you were talking about earlier". There was no youtube video.
This morning I asked her what "John" (I have no idea what the guy's name was but I acted like we were friends) had said to her at the club. She tells me he said "my friend you're talking to is pretty awesome. get to know him better." I nodded and said "John" and I go waaaaay back.
So to "John", thanks.
yeah im pretty pissed off at gf dude. the other guy is one of my best friends here and to his credit i did have a long convo with him last week where i said hooking up with B would be a big mistake, but that was back when i was trying to get with A and i think he just misunderstood. plus i feel bad for him cause he never gets anything with girls and is still hung up on his ex. honestly the biggest crush he's had this year at law school has been on C, and he was starting to make a move on her. he actually came up to me and asked me what i thought, so i had to tell him the whole story and that i had hooked up with C.
on another note: martiro that story was awesome man. karma baby. nice work.