just tell her to come along to whatever you plan on doing

Okay, I need a hearing here. I thought that Astroglide was a legit choice for lube, if necessary?

Apparently, with some guys, it's not? Maybe? I don't really even know?

okay so i saw you "attentionwhoring" in another thread and came to read about you doing that girl in the butt. Good story, your face tilts the **** out of me btw.

1. astroglide is for sure the go-to lube. confirmed this with an ex's gay friend once upon a time.

2. lol ninersdrool

Life beat: watching "He's Just Not That Into You" right now

TR to follow

oh my gosh im 4 minutes in and this movie is so awkward

edit 1 - i think ill blog the movie in this post. Two instances of cheating already so far. Awkward supermarket pick up scene going on right now.
edit 2 - WTF? is the dialogue in this movie serious? you have to be ****ing kidding me. also: three instances of cheating now.
edit 3 - lol ben affleck is in the movie edit 4 - and jennifer anniston lolz
edit 4 - mocumentary style interviews? really? holy ****. awful. this isnt the office.
edit 5 - there is no way women actually sweat their phones like this.
edit 6 - this movie is making me feel so awkward im not sure i can continue watching it.
edit 7 - watching this movie is kind of like watching n00bs discuss women on the internets

also tell me if you want me to stop. im really bored right now, and i forgot my textbooks i need to read at school and im sure as hell not going back a minute earlier than i have to now that im sitting on the comfort of my couch.

In class today, one of the hottest girls I've seen in my life sits one row in front of me. She very clearly wants a guy to talk to, and talks to the guy next to her. She even does the standard hair flips indicating interest, but the guy has zero conversational skills, and the chat dies.

I was strategizing during class about how to approach her and start a convo, but I didn't get a chance because she immediately talked to him after class and then immediately left to talk to her friend. This girl is probably 1-2 years older than me (it's mostly a sophomore-junior level class, and I'm a freshman). Now, for next class, what your play?

Go sit next to her?

in more detail plz

especially cause i'm probably 2 years younger, lol.

still am gonna try to find a way to get here. would be so epic if i did. prob one of the top 3 hottest girls on campus and still seemed like she was dying for a bf, or at the very least, some cool guy to talk to.

do you look 14 or something? if not i doubt she would assume you are a frosh. just sit next to her, or take the initiative if you beat her to class and she sits near you to talk her up. anything simple like class related, clever comment about the teacher, etc to get the convo started. if you are really at a loss you can go the n00b HS route and like drop a pencil or something and ask her to pick it up and go from there. thats pretty gay though and i wouldnt recommend it.


edit: dont let age intimidate you, and dont put her on a pedestal. college aged is all the same imo.

Just find her on facebook and poke her, chicks love that ****

if you don't do this, you will lose. this is good advice.

also if you make it pretty obvious you're hitting on her unless your dashingly charming or extremely attractive you'll probably strike out. try to take a different approach than any other guy trying to date her would.

but dont be creepy

it's complicated. i know.

ty for the advice, i thought it was pretty helpful.

my plan is to gonna try to get to class early and sit next to her or find a seat near where she's likely to sit. i'll act all chill and confident and nonplussed. then i'll make random small chat about the class, then ask her whether or not she likes it. if she says yes, i'll say i don't like it, and vice versa, then i'll neg her about her uggs and say she's so much like everyone else and how she needs to find some individuality.

i'm gonna try to sprinkle in a few things to make her laugh too. like maybe i'll ask her if she dyed her hair. also since its a medium level econ class, she's prob an econ major too. she'll prob talk about this a little, i'll mention i'm an econ major, she'll prob mention she's an econ major too, then i'll say "omg we are so similar. we should get married." maybe i'll make a joke about the teacher's really weird accent and say that the only thing that freaks me out more than his voice is hers. also after a couple classes if things go well i'll ask for her number and tell her i'll only call her 12 times a day. i'll say she's a great friend to make it seem like i'm so-so about her. so basically i think i'm gonna try to follow the standard cocky and funny routine that i've learned from pua, although I haven't tried it out at all yet and it will be quite interesting to try it out on the hottest girl on campus. so i plan to act confident and non-needy and tease her a ton. this is all just brainstorming though. how do you like this plan?



and to the responders, i prob look a little older than my age, and i think facebook poke is a bad idea. i've read its creepy, and i don't even know her name

it's boring as ****

come up with something interesting to talk about

"How do you like the class?" = standard hit on method

also the facebook poke was posted as a joke im 99.99999 % certain

I'll take this a step further. Upperclassmen want to bang freshmen; this leaves 3 years worth of women ignored. As a freshman, you can have tremendous success with juniors, especially.

Not that it really matters, but I don't think this is true.

Agree that it doesn't really matter, but I tell freshmen that because
(a) it worked for me, and
(b) if all they need is a confidence boost, I'm happy to give it to them.

Also, most of my friends who didn't have serious gfs senior year were nailing freshmen and sophomores way more than juniors and seniors. So idk, empirical evidence.

Small sample size, etc.

its so ****** creepy that he planned all that out.

ok so could you give examples of what you'd do

no, then you're fake and never learn to do it on your own

i don't want to use this as a learning experience when its the hottest girl on campus, and if the "what do you think of this class" line is super standard, i want to use some non-standard lines to pique her attention. and i don't believe in the real vs fake dichotomy.

maybe i should just think of random crazy **** i'd never think of saying and then say that, cause every logical line i've thought of someone else has probably already thought of and said to her

any ideas anyone for random crazy **** to say though?

it's already over anyways.

explain plz. i get that its super unlikely, but what makes you think i'll fail?

i realize i have a minimal chance, but its worth a shot anyways imo

can someone else explain for me? im being catty today

1) you cant plan what youre gonna say line for line. you have no idea what shes gonna respond with, and i dont think insulting her shoes and calling her a follower is the right way to go.
2) lol at "any ideas anyone for random crazy **** to say though?" this isnt a movie bruh. sure, break out in song.
3) youre already setting yourself up for failure by 1) putting her on a pedestal, 2) saying itt "i realize i have a minimal chance", and 3) being a pusssy.
4) just be freaking normal dude. youre gonna go in all over-eager, bushy tailed. heres a secret: girls dont like over eager hyper excited freshmen who insult them.