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Old 11-02-2010, 12:02 AM   #14716
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread
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Is that a club in Toronto? That sounds awesome.
pay my airfare, get me some shots and henry will get you in
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:11 AM   #14717
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pay my airfare, get me some shots and henry will get you in
Haha, I'll buy you shots if it means more brags about SC2 diamond status during pick-up attempts, but airfare is a little out of my reach!
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:18 AM   #14718
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Haha, I'll buy you shots if it means more brags about SC2 diamond status during pick-up attempts, but airfare is a little out of my reach!
I thought "Dear, messy rooms are my specialty" was the real low point.
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:21 AM   #14719
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lol when i was going at it with this girl last weekend she stopped at one point and said "i guess we dont need to play strip starcraft 2 at this point"
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:25 AM   #14720
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread
why cause you showed her your trust bracelet?
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:28 AM   #14721
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread
she actually made me a bracelet
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:29 AM   #14722
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o man you really livin the life bro
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:30 AM   #14723
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thx i kno
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:36 AM   #14724
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I thought "Dear, messy rooms are my specialty" was the real low point.
I get quite a bit of enjoyment from imagining the dubious reaction that such a peculiar claim ought to have elicited.
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:38 AM   #14725
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lol when i was going at it with this girl last weekend she stopped at one point and said "i guess we dont need to play strip starcraft 2 at this point"
Damn; think of how you could have hustled her had you been more humble.
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:41 AM   #14726
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Re: SL "ask a bunch of guys on the internet about mackin da fly honeyz" thread
Funny moment:

19yo is going to town on me on the dance floor then takes a break for air and goes, "so what do you do all day in law school? like what is the day-to-day life like?"
i go "i know someone who can answer this better than me. *peers around room, finds person he's looking for* [BG]!!! HEY [BG]!!! COME OVER HERE"
*bg comes running over*
"[BG] tell [19yo] what I do all day long"
BG rears back, takes a huge breath then yells "HE STUDIES THE LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS TO BECOME A LAWLER JUST LAWLLLLLLLLLLLZ ALL DAY LONG HIS LIFE IS SO BORING LAWLZ LAWLZ LAWLZ" then she trots off.
19yo stared at her in disbelief then burst out laughing. All night long as she got progressively drunker BG would grab guys, come dance next to me and 19yo then yell funny random ****. She still makes me laugh, I suppose.
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:42 AM   #14727
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csb
Last edited by CCuster_911; 11-02-2010 at 12:43 AM. Reason: also its pretty hard for me to not wanbt to dance to Kanye's Power, just had it on loop in my room for 3 runs..fun times
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Old 11-02-2010, 01:07 AM   #14728
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Old 11-02-2010, 01:13 AM   #14729
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i actually talked with my ex earlier that morning (my real ex, not BG), so i had that out of the way
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Old 11-02-2010, 02:12 AM   #14730
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IM from Karak tonight to me

"See the thing with 19 year olds is THEY ARE 19 AND HAVE THE MATURITY OF SUCH"

ugh. truf.

btw, karak is responsible for any grammar mistakes in the quote.
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