"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2013 Year of the Tall Blonde - Page 642

Wrane · 08-21-2010, 03:05 AM

over texts:

her: morning! it's (name). just wondering if you're down to come to xxx tonight

me: ah sry, i was out of town. sry you couldn't be blessed with my presence but i'm sure you had a good time.
her: i think you would've really liked it. where'd you disappear
me: (place)
her: nice, well, i'm giving you a practically a week's notice for next wed's this time. oh and tmr too if m. popular isn't so busy
me: can't. going paintballing tmr
me: nvm, that's saturday
her: i'm sure you just made some arrangements so you could come. don't lie now.
me: i know a guy who knows a guy who deals with this stuff but you got me. place and time?
her: deals with what stuff? anyway 730 (place)
me: moves date? the (place) by (place) right?
her: yup, bring (b-friends name - we hung out together last time)
me: cute eh? yeah, no probs
her: haha, you're not too bad yourself

i'm not (that?) good-looking...

thebigeasy59 · 08-21-2010, 03:11 AM

my girlthing just called me wasted after getting home and proceeded to pass out in the middle of her own story. i was trying to wake her up to get her to hang up the phone by hitting the 8 key over and over but to no avail, so i just hung up.

zzthe3rd · 08-21-2010, 03:13 AM

wat

Wrane · 08-21-2010, 03:15 AM

zugzzzzzzzzz!!!

ship ship?

Wrane · 08-21-2010, 03:18 AM

oh yeah, girl who i talked to at 3:30 am for 45 mins over Skype is back from her 3-week trip. act cool?

zzthe3rd · 08-21-2010, 03:27 AM

Quote:

her: yup, bring (b-friends name - we hung out together last time)
me: cute eh? yeah, no probs
her: haha, you're not too bad yourself

i dont understand any of this. what does "b-friend" mean? and why did you reply with "cute eh?". and even though youre canadian dont say "eh"

oh and i wouldnt act cool with skype girl. good time to fake enthusiasm like "omgggg we HAVE to hang out! etc etc"

Wrane · 08-21-2010, 03:30 AM

best friend. we met girl @ a soccer camp and he was there with me as coaches.

i thought I was teasing her about liking my friend.

@ eh.

re: skype girl - i just dropped a penis joke. she seemed cool with it and then started making sexual references. ??? edit: and she just said: aaaaaaaaron, we're getting old. wtf? time to run?

zzthe3rd · 08-21-2010, 03:36 AM

ohhhh ok makes more sense now. and was just messin bout the eh thing lol. i say it all the time and im american!

def post skype convo for max lulz. it cant be any worse than GGs mspaints

Wrane · 08-21-2010, 03:48 AM

awfully embarrassing but I can't let kar..a.k. do all that.

[10-08-21 12:18:21 AM] her: Well I just came back from italy
[10-08-21 12:18:28 AM] her: where I visited rome, pisa, rosignano and florence
[10-08-21 12:18:41 AM] her: and I don't know
[10-08-21 12:18:45 AM] her: italy is so expensive
[10-08-21 12:18:53 AM] her: I have no clue how people afford things
[10-08-21 12:19:00 AM] her: because correlation between spending and income
[10-08-21 12:19:02 AM] me: makin' the rainnnn
[10-08-21 12:19:15 AM] her: doesn't match - so apparently it's just inheritance
[10-08-21 12:19:20 AM] her: but italians are a lot like asians
[10-08-21 12:19:32 AM] me: small di-...
[10-08-21 12:19:34 AM] me: cheez

fishmeout · 08-21-2010, 03:55 AM

loolllll

**goofyballer** · 08-21-2010, 04:30 AM

Based on the expertise that reading the OOTV Jersey Shore thread has given me on the subject of illegal drugs, I'm pretty sure GG is on cocaine

Wrane:

thebigeasy59 · 08-21-2010, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wrane

oh yeah, girl who i talked to at 3:30 am for 45 mins over Skype is back from her 3-week trip. act cool?

no don't.

/troll

thebigeasy59 · 08-21-2010, 07:59 AM

but you probably shouldn't talk about how small your dick is to a girl you want to ****

actual /troll

Henry17 · 08-21-2010, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by goofyballer

Based on the expertise that reading the OOTV Jersey Shore thread has given me on the subject of illegal drugs, I'm pretty sure GG is on cocaine

Wrane:

As someone who has done an insane amount of drugs I don't see it. His posting implies something but cocaine use is pretty far down the list.

**LKJ** · 08-21-2010, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

keep going goodgame.

No idea why this post happened.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Henry17

As someone who has done an insane amount of drugs I don't see it. His posting implies something but cocaine use is pretty far down the list.

Isn't cocaine one of the most expensive drugs?

If nothing else, him being a regular user of that seems unlikely just because he never talks like someone who has much money.