"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2013 Year of the Tall Blonde

[Flyingbanana]

We could just use 0.5s and stick with the original scale.

ITT we express how we dislike change.

[DerrtySlime]

Bout 2 weeks ago i texted This Girl Im Trying To Bang ( she lives like 3 doors down from me) and she says she is planning to go to the pool with her Hot Sister and mutual friend J in 30 minutes. Great. Personally i feel the best I've ever have - arms solid, chest tight, cardio is just pro. Hot Sister is tanning so i talk to TGITTB and J and I tell them some of the places I have been to this summer. These girls are your typical hot club girl so they have some pretty redic stories of their own. TGITTB is doing most of the talking and attempts to draw J out a bit more sort of fall flat. We sort of play around in the pool, me and TGITTB bob for pennies on the pool floor. She keeps owning me so i nickname her the garbage collector.

Me and J have some history. Basically everytime she is interested I'm not and everytime I'm interested she's not. There was this minor incident earlier this summer ( maybe like 2 weeks before this) that caused me to delete all of their numbers and vow to never talk to them again . So she ends up telling me how she tried calling me three times, texting me with no answer. I actually feel bad because although she likely had no-part or a minor part in the incident i just decided to be safe to exclude her forever. So I can tell she is still a bit pissed at me for not returning any calls. Then when I tell her Im going camping soon and make a comment like "I hope the food is good" or something like that she says flat out I sound like a girl. I am intrigued by this. Its off putting because she wasn't joking at all and it was actually an insult. I think i made her laugh maybe one more time then just did my own thing with HS and TGITTB.

I text J later that evening at 8 to see if she wants to go out to local ice cream shop. Despite the 1 hour wait before i get a reply she says yes. TGITTB picks us up ( wtf?) and we go. It goes well, me and J have a good convo despite the third wheel whom is no longer the target. She is actually one of the most fun girls I know so I don't mind too much. I thought it went well. Good banter between me and J despite no clear cold signs of interest from her. She later told me as TGITTB was getting gas that she just texted her to see what was up and that she basically invited herself to tag along.

Maybe like two days after that i ask her to come bar hopping on a Thursday. She says yes. We were supposed to go around 10 and i end up running into her, TGITTB and another mutual friend at around 8ish. She just came back from an amusement park after being there all day. At like 945 she says she has some people over at her house and her parents need her to stay home. Insta deflate. I delete her again again.

she texts me yesterday with
J : what are you doing tonight?
DS: who is this?
J: J.
DS: nothing why?

--------- that was it. Nothing after that. haychahahahahaha

im deleting her and all her friends and i swear to god never talking to them again. Also was/ am dating a girl aside from these girls and it doesn't help one bit as i still feel like breaking things after i talk to them. this was more of just to write out for me but hopefully it provides some entertainment.

[tomcat20185]

Originally Posted by DerrtySlime

Bout 2 weeks ago i texted This Girl Im Trying To Bang ( she lives like 3 doors down from me) and she says she is planning to go to the pool with her Hot Sister and mutual friend J in 30 minutes. Great. Personally i feel the best I've ever have - arms solid, chest tight, cardio is just pro. Hot Sister is tanning so i talk to TGITTB and J and I tell them some of the places I have been to this summer. These girls are your typical hot club girl so they have some pretty redic stories of their own. TGITTB is doing most of the talking and attempts to draw J out a bit more sort of fall flat. We sort of play around in the pool, me and TGITTB bob for pennies on the pool floor. She keeps owning me so i nickname her the garbage collector.

Me and J have some history. Basically everytime she is interested I'm not and everytime I'm interested she's not. There was this minor incident earlier this summer ( maybe like 2 weeks before this) that caused me to delete all of their numbers and vow to never talk to them again . So she ends up telling me how she tried calling me three times, texting me with no answer. I actually feel bad because although she likely had no-part or a minor part in the incident i just decided to be safe to exclude her forever. So I can tell she is still a bit pissed at me for not returning any calls. Then when I tell her Im going camping soon and make a comment like "I hope the food is good" or something like that she says flat out I sound like a girl. I am intrigued by this. Its off putting because she wasn't joking at all and it was actually an insult. I think i made her laugh maybe one more time then just did my own thing with HS and TGITTB.

I text J later that evening at 8 to see if she wants to go out to local ice cream shop. Despite the 1 hour wait before i get a reply she says yes. TGITTB picks us up ( wtf?) and we go. It goes well, me and J have a good convo despite the third wheel whom is no longer the target. She is actually one of the most fun girls I know so I don't mind too much. I thought it went well. Good banter between me and J despite no clear cold signs of interest from her. She later told me as TGITTB was getting gas that she just texted her to see what was up and that she basically invited herself to tag along.

Maybe like two days after that i ask her to come bar hopping on a Thursday. She says yes. We were supposed to go around 10 and i end up running into her, TGITTB and another mutual friend at around 8ish. She just came back from an amusement park after being there all day. At like 945 she says she has some people over at her house and her parents need her to stay home. Insta deflate. I delete her again again.

she texts me yesterday with
J : what are you doing tonight?
DS: who is this?
J: J.
DS: nothing why?

--------- that was it. Nothing after that. haychahahahahaha

im deleting her and all her friends and i swear to god never talking to them again. Also was/ am dating a girl aside from these girls and it doesn't help one bit as i still feel like breaking things after i talk to them. this was more of just to write out for me but hopefully it provides some entertainment.

yeah, entertaining, but very useless of a read.

Why not threesome attempt? sometimes you gotta turn your oesd+ fd into a bluff with it bricks?

[Dankenstein]

Hey guys, I recently hooked up with a long time friend of mine who lives in a city about 2 hours away from me. Lately when I talk to her she's been hinting that she wants a Long Distance Relationship. I personally don't want any serious relationship let alone one where I wouldn't be consistently having intercourse of a sexual nature. Although if we lived closer to each other, I might consider it since she is really cool and is a 10.72 on my scale (it goes from 3.6-13.8). She asked me what I thought about LDR and I told her I'm not really much of a fan of them. The sex was really good though and I want to still continue ****ing her here and there.
So SL, how do I have my cake and eat it too ?

[BEP]

Hey Derrty,


Deleting girls' numbers several times over little "incidents?" You sound like a girl.

[DerrtySlime]

re: threesome

not realistic atm.

BEP,

ya lol. They're hot so I'm quick to forget.

[cplo42]

so they cancelled on you one time and you deleted all of their phone numbers?

[cplo42]

Originally Posted by Dankenstein

Hey guys, I recently hooked up with a long time friend of mine who lives in a city about 2 hours away from me. Lately when I talk to her she's been hinting that she wants a Long Distance Relationship. I personally don't want any serious relationship let alone one where I wouldn't be consistently having intercourse of a sexual nature. Although if we lived closer to each other, I might consider it since she is really cool and is a 10.72 on my scale (it goes from 3.6-13.8). She asked me what I thought about LDR and I told her I'm not really much of a fan of them. The sex was really good though and I want to still continue ****ing her here and there.
So SL, how do I have my cake and eat it too ?

just be honest and say you dont want a LDR, thats a reasonable thing to not want because they suck. i doubt she would hold it against you, and you could still **** her whenever you were together, at least for a while

also bolded made me laugh

[Karak]

quick grunch:

this -10/10 scale is horrible and i wont be using it. it's for people who can't do half numbers, apparently.

[LKJ]

Originally Posted by Dankenstein

I might consider it since she is really cool and is a 10.72 on my scale (it goes from 3.6-13.8).

Loved this.

Seems like you have your cake and eat it too by just avoiding the conversation. You were honest with her when she tried broaching the subject; you're good if she doesn't press the issue.

[thebigeasy59]

dank if you like her then you can def let her know that you don't want LDR. she'll probably be receptive to banging you when she's around, but you're obv risking the chance that she meets some other dude where she is/who will do LDR and then you're SOL.

[GoodGame]

ya that second time u deleted her number was dumb. but some people have no self control and have to delete numbers otherwise they'll text them when they shouldn't.

i went to a good party last night. cops shut it down like an hour and a half after i got there and none of the people went to an after party so not much to say

[GoCubsGo]

Originally Posted by BEP

Hey Derrty,


Deleting girls' numbers several times over little "incidents?" You sound like a girl.

qft. I used to do this too, and it's kinda dumb cause you just end up adding their number again when you're less pissed and it's kind of a pain in the ass to keep removing and adding the name from the phonebook.

Originally Posted by Dankenstein

a 10.72 on my scale (it goes from 3.6-13.8).

ahahaha bastard. I think if she is a good friend you can maybe get away with expressing your disinterest in LDR and still maintaining the relationship that you want. If she wasn't as close, she might take it personal and think it has something to do with her, but given your friendship, it ought to be less of an issue for her self esteem.

[LKJ]

Originally Posted by Karak

f y'all

and ill never change my avatar ever

i'd rather be shot

Originally Posted by Karak

quick grunch:

this -10/10 scale is horrible and i wont be using it. it's for people who can't do half numbers, apparently.

I think you might be able to win him over, GCG.

[Karak]

had to do it cause of a-rod's homerless streak man

would like you to take note of what happened today

(he hit #600 after a long, long dry stretch... right after i changed my avatar)