"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2013 Year of the Tall Blonde

[Vintage00]

Originally Posted by GoodGame

poundtown rollcall for this weekend

GG- check

almosttttt filmed it too. when we went round 2 i left the room to find the camera. i was drunk and smoked a little so i forgot where it was. i came back and she had turned the lights off and we immediately started kissing. while on the bed i remembered it's in the closet right by us but i was to much of a vagine to grab it

Vintage - check. She is bat**** insane though. Doubt I'll be calling her again unless my dick does the dialing (still possible, who has standards anymore?)

I have lately become a big fan of banging one out in the shower. Well, I've always been a big fan, but lately I've been buying season tickets to shower poundtown. That being said, shower sex could/should be done in one of two different equally awesome positions imo.

1) From behind
2) Picking the girl up if you can (if you can do this, do it, the girl will think it's hot as ****)
--- side note about picking the girl up to **** her -- Make sure you will have no problem holding her up for at least enough time for the girl to bust one off.

Oh yeah, and ASTROGLIDE. Lots of it.
I went with #2 to start (she's like 108 pounds ftw), she loves life, and we proceed to #1. #1 is nice w/ this girl b/c she has two small tattoos on her hips, and also b/c this girl likes to arch her back. After the first time she gets off, I instinctively say "Go Dawgs," she is not amused, but my roommate hears about that and is very amused, so whatever. Also, afterward, I pulled off the snakeskin and asked her "hey, promise not to judge me for the next three seconds?" She agrees, and I tie it off like a balloon and throw it blindly over my shoulder into the bathroom.

Spoiler:

It stuck to the mirror across the room...

Spoiler:

where her annoying dog promptly jumped up to the sink and ****ing ATE IT.

I'm not really sure why the dog was in the room. Maybe the door was open, I dunno. Then later that night, we go out drinking and she gets hammered, complains about her exboyfriend that won't stop texting her, yet she responds to his texts every time. She doesn't eat ANYTHING at the bar (while we all do obv), drinks too much, gets sick, and voms in my friend's car on the way home. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeace out, crazy girl.

[Vintage00]

Oh yeah, and I think we discussed this earlier ITT, but this girl failed my "how do I refer to my friends" test.

If a girl blindly refers to friends that you have never met by their first names, they are crazy.

example - "Oh yeah, Sam and Kristen are staying at my house tonight, lol I hope nobody is asleep on my bed when I get home" when I have NO ****ING CLUE who either of those 2 people are, nor do I give 2 ****s.

[Karak]

i think i speak for everyone when i say:

holy **** vintage

if you weren't an established poster ITT, i'd almost call shenanigans on that story

[Vintage00]

I haven't fully cleaned the bathroom yet. I would get pics if I had a decent camera. Prolly condom wrapper, astroglide bottle, etc in the pic.

This is the same girl that's allergic to latex and resulted in me drunk driving to the grocery store WAY late at night go get nonlatex snakeskins. Like a fish, I bought the 24 pack. Now this girl thinks I'm planning on ****ing her like 18-19 more times. butnahhhhhh

[Karak]

vintage doing his best goodgame impression today

[Vintage00]

negro plz, gg does his best vintage impression everyday.

[Karak]

WELCOME TO THE SL FLY HONEYZ DOUCHE OFF

IN THIS CORNER AT 6'0" 135 POUNDS 24-YEARS-OF-AGE IS VINTAGE00. HIS SKILLS INCLUDE TRICKING WOMEN INTO THINKING HE WANTS A RELATIONSHIP, WRITING TRS WITH PICS AND FEEDING HIS UNUSED SEED TO DOGS.

IN THIS CORNER AT 7'14" 115 POUNDS 17-YEARS-OF-AGE IS GOODGAME. HIS SKILLS INCLUDE TROLLING UNSTABLE CHICKS OVER INSTANT MESSENGER, LETTING LOOSE RANDOM MISOGYNISTIC RANTS AND SNEAKING OUT WITHOUT BEING DETECTED EARLY IN THE MORNING.


FIGHT!

[GoodGame]

wtf at astroglide... ppl use that stuff? i didn't use a condom. pulled out and jizzed on her cuz i wasn't in my own bed and didn't want to make a mess. then we go smoke and she says she's on the pill. we go back and **** and she's like now you can cum in me and smiles. i pulled out again obv... i don't trust a girl who's 23 and been divorced already

[Karak]

GOODGAME TAKES AN EARLY LEAD

[Karak]

WELCOME TO THE SL FLY HONEYZ FAILURE OFF... LAW STUDENT EDITION!

IN THIS CORNER REPRESENTING A RANDOM UNDISCLOSED TIER 1 LAW SCHOOL AT 5'10" 165 POUNDS 24-YEARS-OF-AGE IS LKJ. HIS SKILLS INCLUDE HAVING THE PERSONALITY OF A 68-YEAR-OLD MAN, BEING INCAPABLE OF GETTING GIRLS TO SIT ON THE COUCH WITH HIM AND HITTING-AND-RUNNING.

IN THIS CORNER ALSO REPRESENTING A TIER 1 LAW SCHOOL AT 3'2" 65 POUNDS 24-YEARS-OF-AGE IS KARAK. HIS SKILLS INCLUDE EPIC MELTDOWNS ON INTERNET FORUMS, TRYING TO TURN HOES INTO HOUSEWIVES AND GETTING INVOLVED WITH THE MOST PSYCHOPATHIC WOMEN POSSIBLE.

FIGHT!

[GoodGame]

lol that post is like the fat guy that makes fun of himself before anyone else has a chance

[Karak]

come on no one in this forum or 2+2 as a whole engages in more self-deprecating humor than i do!

if you cant make fun of yourself, then you shouldnt make fun of anyone else!

[Karak]

also: i was fat for most of my life until recently so ive got experience brah

although no one ever really made fun of me and i never had any trouble with chicks so w/e

[LKJ]

Originally Posted by Karak

WELCOME TO THE SL FLY HONEYZ DOUCHE OFF

IN THIS CORNER AT 6'0" 135 POUNDS 24-YEARS-OF-AGE IS VINTAGE00. HIS SKILLS INCLUDE TRICKING WOMEN INTO THINKING HE WANTS A RELATIONSHIP, WRITING TRS WITH PICS AND FEEDING HIS UNUSED SEED TO DOGS.

IN THIS CORNER AT 7'14" 115 POUNDS 17-YEARS-OF-AGE IS GOODGAME. HIS SKILLS INCLUDE TROLLING UNSTABLE CHICKS OVER INSTANT MESSENGER, LETTING LOOSE RANDOM MISOGYNISTIC RANTS AND SNEAKING OUT WITHOUT BEING DETECTED EARLY IN THE MORNING.

FIGHT!

Finally, he's sanctioning Survivor.

I vote to keep Vintage.

Originally Posted by Karak

i never had any trouble with chicks so w/e

Well this is definitely true.

[Karak]

you're using the wrong definition of trouble