"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2013 Year of the Tall Blonde - Page 537

**goofyballer** · 07-09-2010, 02:45 AM

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My macking fly honeyz update of the moment: girl msged me on POF a couple days ago saying "So you're a Sharks fan, cute, and can appreciate 'Love, Actually'? How are you still single?!" and I can't decide if I want. A couple pics where she looks decently cute and a couple pics where she doesn't (perhaps encouraging that the weird ones are at weird angles and the good ones are at normal angles? I feel like usually it's vice versa).

Update/TR: Met up with this girl for drinks tonight. We had planned to go to a bar in downtown Oakland (she lives there) but with the city burning down due to this drama we switched it up and decided to go somewhere a little more out of the way. Got there at 9, bartender greeted me as I came in and said "are you meeting a lady? She's over there" and points to a back room (place was mostly empty so it prob wasn't hard to tell), I go in and meet her. She's short (5'3", I'm a foot taller lolz) but a little cuter than her pictures indicated which is good. Conversation is a little slow to start but a couple beers helped loosen us up and get things going, she dug my sarcastic side and we eventually had a good vibe going. She has to be up retarded early tomorrow morning for work so that killed any hopes of taking things elsewhere, but I walked her back to her car and we made out for a little before saying our goodbyes. She's going out of town on Tues but suggested we do something Monday night; we shall see if this has a happy ending!

Vintage00 · 07-09-2010, 02:49 AM

OMGOMGOMGOMG IS THIS TAJ MAHAL GIRL?

**goofyballer** · 07-09-2010, 02:51 AM

Haha, yeah.

Goal scorer was awesome but I'm always Keira at heart. Pavelski will return around the time of next year's NHL playoffs.

**goofyballer** · 07-09-2010, 02:52 AM

Oh, so I'm thinking for Monday to go for the gold and suggest making dinner together at my place (my roommate's out of town so obv preferable to hers) - she loves cooking but said she doesn't have company often enough to do it as much as she'd like. Good plan?

Vintage00 · 07-09-2010, 03:00 AM

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Oh, so I'm thinking for Monday to go for the gold and suggest making dinner together at my place (my roommate's out of town so obv preferable to hers) - she loves cooking but said she doesn't have company often enough to do it as much as she'd like. Good plan?

ez game. and yeah i'm a keira fan too. Her ****ed up smile in that movie is a turnon for some reason.

Spurious · 07-09-2010, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by goofyballer

Oh, so I'm thinking for Monday to go for the gold and suggest making dinner together at my place (my roommate's out of town so obv preferable to hers) - she loves cooking but said she doesn't have company often enough to do it as much as she'd like. Good plan?

gogogoogogogogogogo

yeotaJMU · 07-09-2010, 01:56 PM

lol gg youre such a dick

good job goofy, how was making out with someone that much shorter than you?

GoCubsGo · 07-09-2010, 02:05 PM

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i couldn't tell if my breath was fine or not so when i got inside the house i paid my nephew $1 to smell my breath and tell me if it was bad.

Catching up on this thread after my trip, grunching all the posts after yours...this is ****ing hysterical.

GoCubsGo · 07-09-2010, 02:26 PM

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I have an awesome ban for using foul language in the O/8 forum like a million years ago, but the politards mods are boring so the rest of my bans are pretty meh.

New Project For Me, advice required:

Thoughts on how to work on a cashier at a fastfood place? Never managed to pick up a chick when she's on the clock, kinda like to cross that off the list. Super cute chick started working at this place I go to fairly often.

Also grunching...I did this one time and it was really awkward, but it worked, sort of. Cute girl gave me my food, I eat it at the Chic Fil A. After I throw away my stuff, I go up to the counter, but she walks away and this old woman is at the register. "Welcome to Chic Fil A, what would you like?" "Uhhh...Yeah..." I sort of stammer. "Can I talk to her?" (Look at the young cute one.) "Yeah sure. (aside) Kristen, come over here!"

She walks over, the old one is sort of listening in as she walks away, but I'm already committed at this point. "Hey, I thought you were cute and I'd like to get to know you. " She blushes. "How do you think we could do that?"

She ships digits, and actually answered when I called her and we made a plan. But then I canceled for some reason, and next time I called she didn't answer. So it didn't really work, but I did get her number.

**goofyballer** · 07-09-2010, 03:42 PM

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She walks over, the old one is sort of listening in as she walks away, but I'm already committed at this point. "Hey, I thought you were cute and I'd like to get to know you. " She blushes. "How do you think we could do that?"

She ships digits, and actually answered when I called her and we made a plan. But then I canceled for some reason, and next time I called she didn't answer. So it didn't really work, but I did get her number.

Haha, nice work, that takes huge balls.

yeota - not too bad, I didn't quite have to squat down or anything. She may have been on her tiptoes.

Vintage00 · 07-09-2010, 03:46 PM

i'm not super tall, but have dated a few shorter girls. I think they actually like to have to raise up on their tiptoes just a little bit.

GoCubsGo · 07-09-2010, 04:00 PM

All in all, some really solid work you guys have been doing the past week or two that I've been away. Vintage TR is good, despite the terribly deceitful statement of not finishing the movie. And that random dude writing about the Canadian holiday was pretty good as well. And GG, wtf are you thinking definitely drop C ASAP. It is somewhat entertaining, but sort of painful, even from a distance. I dunno how you can maintain that.

My week was wonderful, had an awesome time in Cali and Oregon. Couchsurfed in three different places, TR to follow at some point probably. GG I met a really hot girl from Sacramento, she was outside a titty bar in SF trying to get customers. But she must have been at least somewhat smart, cause she used the word stagnant when I asked why she left Sac.

Now I'm in my new city and there are lots of hot girls around here, but more importantly, girls around here have much better personalities. More interesting and such.

Goofy, that's pretty awesome about your pof girl. I'm talking to this pretty cute one, but I realized she lives like an hour away...not sure why I always do that.

GoodGame · 07-09-2010, 04:15 PM

i took down your # but didn't go to any parties lately so didn't text u. i'm going to someones birthday thing tonight but the girls are meh. they all get super drunk so its' entertaining though and the first girl i'm "seeing", despite the fact we don't talk, will be there.

the plan yesterday was to wake up and ask out C one last time. well i had no car all day so i didn't text her. wokeup just now to a text from her at noon saying "todays your last chance". i can screen shot so ppl know i'm not BS'ing this. i sent "whats your address" so i'll keep you guys updated.

also last night with K didn't happen. i got a text from her this morning saying "sorry i fell asleep while waiting for you to text back"

Milkyway · 07-09-2010, 05:00 PM

So I've asked a girl;
Me: "Hey feel like doing something fun with me in the vacation?" (In holland it doesnt sound so weird heh, this is the translation though")

Note: She always talks about wanting to sleep, apparently she likes sleeping alot.
When I asked the question, she first turned quiet, was making a thinking face.
Then sort of saying jokingly, but i just wanna sleepppp. (Not in a way that I'm invited lol).
Me: "It will be fun".
She: "I'm also going perhaps to italy in the vacation."
(My thought was here "Girl we have 8 weeks vacation, you're going to italy for like a week, wtf. oke apparently you dont like me" I didnt say this to here though.)
Then I just went on and said "Oh cool italy, where you going? blablabla"

I didnt engage about the question again. My analyses: she doesnt feel like hanging out and doesnt wanna hurt my feelings by saying a straight up no, so she made some weird excuse.

I think I handled this correctly? Or would you guys keep pushing? I dont think I needed to, concidering if the girl was interested she'd say yes?

GoCubsGo · 07-09-2010, 05:22 PM

Yeah I'd probably give up on this girl and just wait till Sunday. Have a hot threesome with a couple Dutch girls after you win the World Cup. Don't forget to post pics.