"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2013 Year of the Tall Blonde

[Colin_Piddle]

Originally Posted by GWHunting

Rode my bike over to get a coffee and wind up wandering into this pipe + smoke type shop. Girl working has a nice body and pretty cute face, on the upper range of what I could hope to get but has a certain attainable look to her. Wind up looking around the store asking about a few cloves and buy a pack I hadn't tried. Store is empty so she follows me out and its pouring rain out of nowhere. She mentioned she hadn't tried this kind so I offered her one and we had a nice but ultimately platonic chat for ~4 min until she got another customer. So this probably doesn't mean anything but is it reasonable to ask this girl(if I run into her in the future) something like what time you get off work/wanna go get a drink after? If she was into me would that not **** it up and if she wasn't it wouldn't be too awkward if I dropped it after that?

Yes Im sure you can work that into the conversation next time you see her. if she likes you she will go for a drink if she docent she won't. no harm done.

[GWHunting]

Last night I went to smoke around 2:45am and I walk out to the dumpster to throw out the cig. There was a group of 3 or 4 people out smoking on the floor above and this girl follows me out there. This girl is more in my wheelhouse, slightly above average but I definitely would. She asks what kind of cigs Im smoking and I assume she just wants one but she starts grabbing/hanging my arm along the way and asks why I dont just throw the cigs into the courtyard. She tells me to smoke half a cigarette on the way back and shell take the last half when I get back to my door but we wind up just sharing the cigarette(ya I got some white trash in me) She seems to be into me as she is smiling a lot and she wants 2 hugs before I go back inside.

I'm not really prepared to bring girls into the apartment as I have an awkward living situation with randoms. I have no cool **** in the living room and my room happened to be a dump so inviting her back in would have had to be like wanna **** basically. Does anyone try to invite themself back into this girls place then or was I right to just possibly see her again and potentially make a move at that point(she does live in my building for the next 2 weeks)

[Eeyorefora]

@GW.
Uhhh,outside of her pulling her pants down,she pretty much was giving you the green light.
Ask her out if you like, but she probably just wanted random sexy time.
So she probably will turn you down and call you ghey.

[LazyTops5]

Be happy some random girl approached you. **** never happens to me.

[wsopmichael]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt-nxP6EzV8

[CCuster_911]

Originally Posted by LazyTops5

Be happy some random girl approached you. **** never happens to me.

[LazyTops5]

Very nice.

[diskoteque]

Originally Posted by GWHunting

Last night I went to smoke around 2:45am and I walk out to the dumpster to throw out the cig. There was a group of 3 or 4 people out smoking on the floor above and this girl follows me out there. This girl is more in my wheelhouse, slightly above average but I definitely would. She asks what kind of cigs Im smoking and I assume she just wants one but she starts grabbing/hanging my arm along the way and asks why I dont just throw the cigs into the courtyard. She tells me to smoke half a cigarette on the way back and shell take the last half when I get back to my door but we wind up just sharing the cigarette(ya I got some white trash in me) She seems to be into me as she is smiling a lot and she wants 2 hugs before I go back inside.

lol @ this scenario not ending in sex. were you waiting for her to rape you?

[dkgojackets]

maybe she just wanted half a cigarette

[CCuster_911]

Bottle Service in Vegas

ProBoyMagic(PBM) and I lived together for a month around WSOP. I would grind tourneys and cash during the day, he would play like 10 hands of poker a week, and often times we get really drunk and party at night. Well on the last day of the OneDrop tourney we were in the rio grinding some cash(1/3) getting drunk cause we were planning on going out later. I get a call from a buddy whos birthday it is, and we were planning on clubbing then maybe a strip club or something, not really sure. He tells me they have a table at Blue Martini, never been there but heard it’s a fun bar(not a club). Nick starts packing up his stack, I am about to, then next thing I know a drunk Victor Ramdin sits down as well as one of the original employees of Stars. He was the VP of Marketing, and their 5th employee, he basically signed all the pros from Victor to Negreanu, etc. He no longer works there but apparently he is in some other business ventures and doing good. ZThey are drunk in celebration of Esfandiari’s win and immediately start asking the table who wants shots. So obv now I amm forced to stay for a little.

We get a round of random shots(I get Yeager bombs), while we are waiting for it I win like 150 off ramdin then I get in a hand versus the Stars guy who is on my direct left. He straddles on the BTN to 6, two calls, I call with 45ss, he makes it 31 and claims hes only betting in primes, folds to me, I am like **** it lets do it. Flop A82 one spade. I check he bets 39, I tell him this isn’t a prime, he is like oh ****, I know this is a good sign, I call, turn 3x, he bets like 71 or something, I obv just call and check call his shove on river, apparently he didn’t look at his hand until the river, but somehow flopped two pair. The shots come and although he already gave the waitress 15 tells me to give her 20 for that horrid beat, he is obv joking but not one to care about money I throw the waitress 4 reds. We drink it, I think get another round, then we, PBM and I, head out.

First we must go back to the condo to change, as we are changing I call the birthday guy and he tells me that we are late and they are heading to Bellagio cause one of his friends knows Sam Trickett and apparently he is going to buy a lot of bottles at Hyde(club in Bellagio) and can get us in. This is great news, seeing as Trickett just won 10 mil. SO PBm drives us to Bellagio and come to figure out that Trickett backs out of it, or at least wasn’t doing it at hyde anymore. So we meet him and his friends at this lounge called Lily Bar or something, he buys us a few drinks, which his weird cause its his birthday but he insists. PBm isn’t relaly drinking now that we are not planning on bottle servicing. WE chill and tlak and **** for like 30 minutes then one of his buddies brings up the idea of getting a table. There are 10 of us guys and like 2 girls or something(obv not a problem cause tables attract girls). WE all think it will be like 120ish a person, so we are like **** it, go to hyde and get a table with 2 bottles of goose, turns out to be 1700 total so like 170 a person.

This club is a little weird cause there is a small ass dance floor and basically everything is bottle service, so hard to impress random bitches when they are already on bottle service. PBM and I start getting really drunk(each had like 6-8 strong drinks from our table. One of the girls there invites 3 of her friends, one is this really drunk blond girl, who I could have probably easily ****ed but like she had no clue what was going on, fdalling off the sofa’s and basically getting raped by this black guy who somehow got next to our table, he knocked over one of the dudes drinks so we kicked him out, the drunk blond girl left a little later with one of her friends.

While at the table getting nice and sloppy I see this 8/10 brunette at the table next to us flashing her tits, then her friends take a picture, which is always nice. Was going to go ask them to join us but she was partying with two black Rick Ross mother****ers so I assume in order to keep my kidneys its best I not. PBM and I are dancing on tables and ****, partying and then decide to go find some girls. This is where the night gets hazy and PBm can probably expound a little more as apparently we were talking to this group of Austrailians(I think it was 4 girls 2 guys or something) and just partying and dancing at this balcony overlooking the Bellagio fountain. Then PBM falls off the table and hurts his ankle, which I didn’t know until later.

One thing I do remember is having this girl from Norway approach me(blond, and decent looking, I was drunk but prob like a 6.5+ or something around there, ill let PBm confirm or deny. I remember her being really into me, and her having a brunette friend who PBm tried to talk to but wasn’t really interested which served as a **** block. And drunk PBM wasn’t really trying to wingman too hard so her friend is just sitting down across the sofa while me and blond Norwegian are talking and I am making a fool of myself by forgetting the capital is Oslo and guessing Lillyhammer cause that’s a cool ass name, and plus Olympics and shiz. Things are still going well shes laughing but her disinterested friend wants to go. I think we all walk out together but then she says shes going to take her friend home or something, don’t really know but I don’t go with her.

Then PBm decides its time to play drunk poker, and I drop a thousand at drunk 2/5. Good times.

[Sciolist]

Originally Posted by CCuster_911

He was the VP of Marketing, and their 5th employee, he basically signed all the pros from Victor to Negreanu, etc. He no longer works there but apparently he is in some other business ventures and doing good.

Initials of DG? As he wouldn't have signed Victor, he'd left beforehand.

/nit

(I was ~45th employee)

[CCuster_911]

Originally Posted by Sciolist

Initials of DG? As he wouldn't have signed Victor, he'd left beforehand.

/nit

(I was ~45th employee)

Definitely first name D, Dont know last name, he might not of signed victor but victor mentioned that he was the reason he got a deal, so probably put him in contact with stars people. Dont really know.

[Jabonator]

Originally Posted by CCuster_911

Bottle Service in Vegas

ProBoyMagic(PBM) and I lived together for a month around WSOP. I would grind tourneys and cash during the day, he would play like 10 hands of poker a week, and often times we get really drunk and party at night. Well on the last day of the OneDrop tourney we were in the rio grinding some cash(1/3) getting drunk cause we were planning on going out later. I get a call from a buddy whos birthday it is, and we were planning on clubbing then maybe a strip club or something, not really sure. He tells me they have a table at Blue Martini, never been there but heard it’s a fun bar(not a club). Nick starts packing up his stack, I am about to, then next thing I know a drunk Victor Ramdin sits down as well as one of the original employees of Stars. He was the VP of Marketing, and their 5th employee, he basically signed all the pros from Victor to Negreanu, etc. He no longer works there but apparently he is in some other business ventures and doing good. ZThey are drunk in celebration of Esfandiari’s win and immediately start asking the table who wants shots. So obv now I amm forced to stay for a little.

We get a round of random shots(I get Yeager bombs), while we are waiting for it I win like 150 off ramdin then I get in a hand versus the Stars guy who is on my direct left. He straddles on the BTN to 6, two calls, I call with 45ss, he makes it 31 and claims hes only betting in primes, folds to me, I am like **** it lets do it. Flop A82 one spade. I check he bets 39, I tell him this isn’t a prime, he is like oh ****, I know this is a good sign, I call, turn 3x, he bets like 71 or something, I obv just call and check call his shove on river, apparently he didn’t look at his hand until the river, but somehow flopped two pair. The shots come and although he already gave the waitress 15 tells me to give her 20 for that horrid beat, he is obv joking but not one to care about money I throw the waitress 4 reds. We drink it, I think get another round, then we, PBM and I, head out.

First we must go back to the condo to change, as we are changing I call the birthday guy and he tells me that we are late and they are heading to Bellagio cause one of his friends knows Sam Trickett and apparently he is going to buy a lot of bottles at Hyde(club in Bellagio) and can get us in. This is great news, seeing as Trickett just won 10 mil. SO PBm drives us to Bellagio and come to figure out that Trickett backs out of it, or at least wasn’t doing it at hyde anymore. So we meet him and his friends at this lounge called Lily Bar or something, he buys us a few drinks, which his weird cause its his birthday but he insists. PBm isn’t relaly drinking now that we are not planning on bottle servicing. WE chill and tlak and **** for like 30 minutes then one of his buddies brings up the idea of getting a table. There are 10 of us guys and like 2 girls or something(obv not a problem cause tables attract girls). WE all think it will be like 120ish a person, so we are like **** it, go to hyde and get a table with 2 bottles of goose, turns out to be 1700 total so like 170 a person.

This club is a little weird cause there is a small ass dance floor and basically everything is bottle service, so hard to impress random bitches when they are already on bottle service. PBM and I start getting really drunk(each had like 6-8 strong drinks from our table. One of the girls there invites 3 of her friends, one is this really drunk blond girl, who I could have probably easily ****ed but like she had no clue what was going on, fdalling off the sofa’s and basically getting raped by this black guy who somehow got next to our table, he knocked over one of the dudes drinks so we kicked him out, the drunk blond girl left a little later with one of her friends.

While at the table getting nice and sloppy I see this 8/10 brunette at the table next to us flashing her tits, then her friends take a picture, which is always nice. Was going to go ask them to join us but she was partying with two black Rick Ross mother****ers so I assume in order to keep my kidneys its best I not. PBM and I are dancing on tables and ****, partying and then decide to go find some girls. This is where the night gets hazy and PBm can probably expound a little more as apparently we were talking to this group of Austrailians(I think it was 4 girls 2 guys or something) and just partying and dancing at this balcony overlooking the Bellagio fountain. Then PBM falls off the table and hurts his ankle, which I didn’t know until later.

One thing I do remember is having this girl from Norway approach me(blond, and decent looking, I was drunk but prob like a 6.5+ or something around there, ill let PBm confirm or deny. I remember her being really into me, and her having a brunette friend who PBm tried to talk to but wasn’t really interested which served as a **** block. And drunk PBM wasn’t really trying to wingman too hard so her friend is just sitting down across the sofa while me and blond Norwegian are talking and I am making a fool of myself by forgetting the capital is Oslo and guessing Lillyhammer cause that’s a cool ass name, and plus Olympics and shiz. Things are still going well shes laughing but her disinterested friend wants to go. I think we all walk out together but then she says shes going to take her friend home or something, don’t really know but I don’t go with her.

Then PBm decides its time to play drunk poker, and I drop a thousand at drunk 2/5. Good times.

YGOS?

[GWHunting]

Originally Posted by diskoteque

lol @ this scenario not ending in sex. were you waiting for her to rape you?

Originally Posted by Eeyorefora

@GW.
Uhhh,outside of her pulling her pants down,she pretty much was giving you the green light.
Ask her out if you like, but she probably just wanted random sexy time.
So she probably will turn you down and call you ghey.

sigh. I would rather have the random sexy time just didn't realise it could be done so easily. I am thinking if she was into me enough to **** so soon I could still salvage this if I do more/most of the work the next time I run into her, but still pissed at myself

Originally Posted by LazyTops5

Be happy some random girl approached you. **** never happens to me.

I am trying to take this as a good thing. In HS I was too clueless and got fat for first couple years so I'm effectively ~16 years old when it comes to this ****.

Which brings me to another problem: when do the boners stop? Not only was I getting a third-half a chub during parts of this encounter but a lot of times it happens when girls are just being nice to me(little did I realise a boner would have been quite useful in this last situation.)This makes talking to girls infinitely more awkward and its tough pull the tuck it into wasteband when you're having a conversation. Is this just a function of me being 15-16 years old and when I bang out a few girls it will start to go away?

[LKJ]

Originally Posted by LazyTops5

Be happy some random girl approached you. **** never happens to me.