"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2013 Year of the Tall Blonde

[Induce_You]

Unfortunately I cannot even describe a time in my life that hasn't involved heavy masturbation. Sure there have been a few days gone by here and there. But the one constant in my life since 13 has been the tri-union of me, my right hand and Milf porn.

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ah, the "as if" principle. Very interesting. I remember a good post that i re-read when I'm feeling blue

I also believe Alcoholics Anonymous believes in the same rule though I'm too lazy to look it up

[JLBorloo]

completely stopped watching porn/masturbating after breakup with ex, level of energy/motivations are so much higher (for different things, such as work, cleaning my flat, working out). And obviously much more incentive to actually try to get laid instead of just being my passive self.

I can only recommend it (or at least cut down the porn and use your brain)

[scrolls]

Wouldn't you bust a nut in like 2 minutes if you go a couple weeks/months without getting off though?

[JLBorloo]

I try no to go for that long hehe.

but yeah there were a few semi-short ones, although to be honest you can go at it straight after so not a big deal or anything. And it's a semi-decent incentive to use condoms

[The-fryke]

From a general emotional perspective I feel guilt after, anticipation which NEVER delivers, my mood shifts in down gear for the next 24--48 hours after, and i feel weaker in spirit.

I think that your psychological reaction to masturbating is the problem not masturbating itself. That's just weird.

Also, I disagree that doing it really affects anything else. I mean are you guys either so good at masturbating or so bad at sex that masturbating causes you to be less interested in sex? Maybe I need to work on my technique, cause for me it's not even close to as fun as sex.

Perhaps if you have a very low sex drive I could understand the point, but I would imagine for most people it wouldn't make a difference. I mean I'm a two a day kinda guy (sex/jerking off/both, even when with my GF having sex daily I still looked after myself once a day as well), so maybe if I jerked off 4x a day there might be problems, but a) that would hurt and b) who does that?

I guess I just don't see the negatives to it

[diskoteque]

Originally Posted by JLBorloo

http://jezebel.com/5922893/36-terrible-sex-tips-for-men

entertaining read

"81 percent of women do not want you to attempt anal sex without asking."

that means 19% think you should just go for it!

[aarono2690]

Originally Posted by Henry17

I have been attacked on other parts of the site for being against it. I think masturbation hurts motivation but my opinion is hardly a study.

I do know there are a lot of studies on compulsive porn watching being harmful to the enjoyment of sex but that is only tangentially related.

I strongly believe this.

[diskoteque]

http://www.yourbrainonporn.com/

[JLBorloo]

Originally Posted by diskoteque

"81 percent of women do not want you to attempt anal sex without asking."

that means 19% think you should just go for it!

I like the way you think

(the bottle of lube 19% full)

[Induce_You]

Originally Posted by diskoteque

http://www.yourbrainonporn.com/

OH MY GOSH!!! THATS WHY I ALWAYS GET ED!!!

[ShipItMehr]

Originally Posted by ShipItMehr

Texted back and forth with the coworker chick who supposedly got back with her ex from CA (we are in DC), and she asks me "So, I forgot. Are you a Basement, Attics, or Foundation Guy.......


Also, we were on the metro and she said she was planning to go to the Carribean during New Years. Then she texts me a couple minutes after she gets off and says "If I'm single by New Years, let's go to the Carribean.".....

Quick update on this for anyone (probably no one) who cares:

The weekend after she told me all this, she broke up with her boyfriend from CA. Tonight me, her, and 2 female coworkers (+ couple of their friends) are going out to a bar/club.

The thing that sucks is we (mainly her) are trying to keep our shenanigans secret from our coworkers. This could make the night suck because we'd have to act like we aren't interested in each other. I obviously want to dance/make out/etc with her tonight.

I wouldn't mind just telling the other co-workers about it and to swear them to secrecy, but no idea if she's down. I think we can trust them but of course they might the secret slip at some point. I feel like eventually people might find out if we get serious anyway. I hope the other 2 leave early; they are a bit older and seem like homebodies. Thoughts?

[diskoteque]

Originally Posted by ShipItMehr

Quick update on this for anyone (probably no one) who cares:

The weekend after she told me all this, she broke up with her boyfriend from CA. Tonight me, her, and 2 female coworkers (+ couple of their friends) are going out to a bar/club.

The thing that sucks is we (mainly her) are trying to keep our shenanigans secret from our coworkers. This could make the night suck because we'd have to act like we aren't interested in each other. I obviously want to dance/make out/etc with her tonight.

I wouldn't mind just telling the other co-workers about it and to swear them to secrecy, but no idea if she's down. I think we can trust them but of course they might the secret slip at some point. I feel like eventually people might find out if we get serious anyway. I hope the other 2 leave early; they are a bit older and seem like homebodies. Thoughts?

the fact that you want other ppl to know your business just so you can make out with some girl a couple hours earlier seems pretty beta to me. the last two paragraphs look like they were written by a teenage girl.

[Henry17]

I knew a guy who was having a threesome relationship with two girls he worked with at a big bar -- girls were second and forth hottest staff members so this was pretty impressive. All he had to do was keep it secret but he needed to brag so the arrangement ended.

[JLBorloo]

Originally Posted by Henry17

he needed to brag so the arrangement ended.

it is crazy how many times per month I see this situation.
probably the same people who educated the fishes at the poker tables to show how much better they are?

[tooners]

Originally Posted by ShipItMehr

the above discussion is retarded.....answer my basement, attics, foundation question instead!

$100 for handing a towel = **** yeah + thank you come again in Apu voice.

best guess is basement = booty, attic = tits, and foundation..only thing left?