"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2013 Year of the Tall Blonde

[mullen]

Henry,

Legit lol'd.

Slick Strawberry,

Not only are you dating her without having sex but you're planning on continuing for 3 months without seeing her?

[TomHimself]

Originally Posted by Henry17

My new neighbour just confused PR for my daughter -- not sure if that is a beat or brag but **** I'm calling Cenegenics in the morning.

what does pr stand for lol

[Bank]

Poker Reference

[Sciolist]

Originally Posted by TomHimself

what does pr stand for lol

His girlfriend

[Slick Strawberry]

Originally Posted by mullen

Slick Strawberry,

Not only are you dating her without having sex but you're planning on continuing for 3 months without seeing her?

I am not exclusive with her, and in those 3 months overseas I will be actively pursuing other girls.
Besides that, you are right, I am dating her without having sex, and I legit like her which is what is messing me up since this is happening in such a different way than what I'm normally used to.

[Poker Reference]

Originally Posted by Henry17

My new neighbour just confused PR for my daughter -- not sure if that is a beat or brag but **** I'm calling Cenegenics in the morning.

Score.

[The-fryke]

I randomly browsed through this thread

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...09/index2.html

and became sad for mankind.

Who ARE these people? Some of the stuff I stumble across on 2+2 just boggles the mind. I never meet these kinds of people in real life, but apparently there are tons of them out there?

[kingofsurvivorbb]

cliff of that thread? worth the read?

[Henry17]

A bunch of people debate the double standard on casual sex -- why are girls sluts and guys superstars for having a lot of sex.

Breaks down into a debate about the junk science of evolutionary psychology.

Debate is basically that girls do want casual sex but they are just smart enough to not have it with people who will broadcast it because of social conditions vs biological determinism.

It is a ****ty topic even by ****ty topic standards.

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OOT dating topics are horrible. Recently we had a big debate about using coupons on dates and why that is lol bad, a guy who is just cheap is seeking advice on if he should get married to a girl and the mob of OOTers who feel that a girl wanting more than two Walmart outfits makes her a superficial bitch are telling him to run, and a guy asked about his GF wanting a break because of his insecurity fueled weirdness. Not to mention the Gimmick topic where people give advice to a troll who pretends to be clueless -- the advice is horrible.

[Jasonsc]

Some of you may remember me some not, IDK. Had somewhat of a breakdown over a girl about a year ago and bitched about it a bit in this thread ... good times.

Anyway, since then I've been hitting up the gym (do you squat, ******s?) and generally been working on improving my social standings - if you wanna call it that. I'm also a fairly major stoner (apparently, Mozilla doesn't think that stoner is a word ...) now but I don't wanna make this into a weed rant.

I have a quick tr for anyone who cares to read.

Was out on Tuesday night with some friends, who are friends with my ex who was also there with her bf (I'm not even gonna say ex .. that was like a 6 week thing - and yes same girl I was a bit beat up over).
Anyway, got talking to a girl and then headed on back to her house to smoke some weed.

Ex was talking to me in a way that I perceived to be pity since I assumed she still thought I was hung up on her. Then I got a text from her the next day saying "sorry if i made you feel awkward I was just gonna chat to you a bit but i couldn't find you". I just told her I went home with a girl - and this seemed to trigger some sort of extra crazy part of her brain which caused her to text me all day in a fairly flirtatious manner. Caught me off guard but couldn't give a **** - she's fairly crazy, and the bf is completely insane so it's more like a front row seat to a reality show at this stage for me.

Not sure why that paragraph was needed. Went back to the girls house and we smoked some weed then got right down to business. While I can usually manage - I have a love/hate relationship with condoms and that night was definitely more hate. Extra safe thick bastarding things I couldn't feel a ****ing thing through them. She came a few times and proceeding to blow me without condom (I didn't cum) and all I could think about was how ****ed up it was that I didn't cum. Guess what happened then? I didn't even cum from the bj. So that was a little **** - she was happy though cause it's not like I couldn't get hard and she got to cum like 4 times or something.

Now to the question which I have for you guys. This was the first girl I was with in a while (I guess a girl who abandoned me near her friends house a few weeks ago doesn't count) and I was a bit caught up in the moment and broke a rule which I have which is usually impeachable - I ate out this random girl that I'd just met.

Didn't even thinking about it just did it. Herpies has been on my mind since then but I think I'm probably good. I'm seeing her again soon (summer **** buddy, excellent) - do I go down on her again? It's a fairly big part of my game. I know herpies can be inactive sometimes and perhaps I got lucky last time so I'm really not sure here. But there be any visible signs or can it be contracted without there being any visible signs on her? Also, is aural herpies even that bad? I know some people who have it and the "coldsores" seem to drive them insane any time they get them.

For anyone who cares - I've completely turned my life around in the last year and I feel ****ing fantastic and I wanna say sorry for any dickheadish (I'm still a dick), pathetic or generally otherwise nonconstructive comments which I made in the past.

P.s. Left my socks on the whole time. I don't think there's any good time to take off the socks.

[Eeyorefora]

Originally Posted by Jasonsc

Some of you may remember me some not, IDK. Had somewhat of a breakdown over a girl about a year ago and bitched about it a bit in this thread ... good times.

Anyway, since then I've been hitting up the gym (do you squat, ******s?) and generally been working on improving my social standings - if you wanna call it that. I'm also a fairly major stoner (apparently, Mozilla doesn't think that stoner is a word ...) now but I don't wanna make this into a weed rant.

I have a quick tr for anyone who cares to read.

Was out on Tuesday night with some friends, who are friends with my ex who was also there with her bf (I'm not even gonna say ex .. that was like a 6 week thing - and yes same girl I was a bit beat up over).
Anyway, got talking to a girl and then headed on back to her house to smoke some weed.

Ex was talking to me in a way that I perceived to be pity since I assumed she still thought I was hung up on her. Then I got a text from her the next day saying "sorry if i made you feel awkward I was just gonna chat to you a bit but i couldn't find you". I just told her I went home with a girl - and this seemed to trigger some sort of extra crazy part of her brain which caused her to text me all day in a fairly flirtatious manner. Caught me off guard but couldn't give a **** - she's fairly crazy, and the bf is completely insane so it's more like a front row seat to a reality show at this stage for me.

Not sure why that paragraph was needed. Went back to the girls house and we smoked some weed then got right down to business. While I can usually manage - I have a love/hate relationship with condoms and that night was definitely more hate. Extra safe thick bastarding things I couldn't feel a ****ing thing through them. She came a few times and proceeding to blow me without condom (I didn't cum) and all I could think about was how ****ed up it was that I didn't cum. Guess what happened then? I didn't even cum from the bj. So that was a little **** - she was happy though cause it's not like I couldn't get hard and she got to cum like 4 times or something.

Now to the question which I have for you guys. This was the first girl I was with in a while (I guess a girl who abandoned me near her friends house a few weeks ago doesn't count) and I was a bit caught up in the moment and broke a rule which I have which is usually impeachable - I ate out this random girl that I'd just met.

Didn't even thinking about it just did it. Herpies has been on my mind since then but I think I'm probably good. I'm seeing her again soon (summer **** buddy, excellent) - do I go down on her again? It's a fairly big part of my game. I know herpies can be inactive sometimes and perhaps I got lucky last time so I'm really not sure here. But there be any visible signs or can it be contracted without there being any visible signs on her? Also, is aural herpies even that bad? I know some people who have it and the "coldsores" seem to drive them insane any time they get them.

For anyone who cares - I've completely turned my life around in the last year and I feel ****ing fantastic and I wanna say sorry for any dickheadish (I'm still a dick), pathetic or generally otherwise nonconstructive comments which I made in the past.

P.s. Left my socks on the whole time. I don't think there's any good time to take off the socks.

Don't sweat it. Eating the poon definitely +EV.
Unless its yellow bumps and festering of course.

[GoCubsGo]

skimmed some posts in that oot thread, it looked awful.

apparently custer is in vegas where are the tr's?

[mullen]

I'm confused why are you so convinced she has herpes? You have to go down on her if you did this time and she got off that much.

I go down on girls all the time. Good for repeat business especially since most guys either refuse to do it or suck at it. I actually enjoy doing it so I don't mind at all.

[Jasonsc]

Originally Posted by mullen

I'm confused why are you so convinced she has herpes? You have to go down on her if you did this time and she got off that much.

I go down on girls all the time. Good for repeat business especially since most guys either refuse to do it or suck at it. I actually enjoy doing it so I don't mind at all.

I'm not convinced she has it - just don't like the risk cause that **** is around a lot (4 in 10 or something?). Idk, but I'm not bothered looking for a source for that.

I actually enjoy it also, but I agree that a lot of guys are really **** at it ... guys who try to literally tongue **** a girl really make me legit lol. But yea, I think I'd be risking it anyway because it works so damn well and like you say good for repeat business.

You'd think that if I'm telling to go down on her then she'd be willing to let me cum in her mouth. Sadly not.

[CCuster_911]

Originally Posted by GoCubsGo

skimmed some posts in that oot thread, it looked awful.

apparently custer is in vegas where are the tr's?

Got drunk last night after getting 6th for 11.6k in a venetian(should have won was CL 6 handed booo)

Tipped bathroom attendent 100$ cause why the **** not

felt baller

now I know how henry must feel.