"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2013 Year of the Tall Blonde - Page 184

Dankenstein · 02-12-2010, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Karak

That's a huge point of not living with a girl you like or dated. When she comes home with other dudes, can you imagine sitting through that? Listening to or being aware that your ex is banging another dude 20 feet from you in the same house would honestly be the most savage thing ever.

This X1million. like a week after we broke up she started hooking up with a guy she works with. I left for like a week and when I came back I found his ****ing motorcycle helmet in my living room. I was so pissed off. The whole thing was irrational, but I was so incredibly mad/upset it was unbelievable. Luckily they were both at work when I got home. Otherwise I definitely might have flipped on them. Like I said above you need space after you break up and when you're both on a lease together getting that space is next to impossible.

**Karak** · 02-12-2010, 06:27 PM

How about this for creepo stalker ex? The ex of D (first girl from the beginning of the semester who i hooked up with for a little bit but then cut it off with) adds on facebook every guy she is tagged in a photo with. I'm not kidding. If you are tagged in a photo with her, he friends you on facebook with no explanation.

I usually as a rule untag every photo of me as soon as it hits FB, but we (D and I) decided the next time I'm tagged in a photo with her, I'm gunna let it stay up. No one else he adds has the balls to say anything, but I fully plan on responding to his friend add with a message that says "HOLY **** DUDE DO YOU REALIZE HOW CREEPY WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS? FRIEND REQUEST: DEEEEEEENIED."

Removing him from FB is awk. She removed a lot of his access to her profile, and he responded by posting on the walls of all her friends and her sister. Nothing threatening, just stuff like "hey! haven't heard from you in a while. how are you? :-)" and he was texting her sister.

D assures me this guy has the personality of a kitten and is completely passive and harmless (and honestly I believe her), but holy **** dude. do you really think this will work out? yeah you dated her for 4+ years, but you've been done for over a year now. leave it alone bro. she ain't coming back.

Dankenstein · 02-12-2010, 06:30 PM

WOW... There are no words....

The guy is really just torturing himself

Stinger88 · 02-12-2010, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by gringo_grinder

if all else fails....i don't know if i could just laugh it off that easily

By 'all else failing' I meant him being in the bathroom for 15-20 minutes, not ****ting his pants, knew I shoulda made that clear lol

**Karak** · 02-12-2010, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Stinger88

By 'all else failing' I meant him being in the bathroom for 15-20 minutes, not ****ting his pants, knew I shoulda made that clear lol

i cant even begin to explain to you how imminent the evacuation was. i really had like 2 minutes tops. you cannot expect any man to think rationally in that situation.

thebigeasy59 · 02-12-2010, 07:45 PM

this reminds me of last weekend. i was walking from the bar to subway (prob 10 minute walk) at like 2:15am. about a minute and a half in to the walk I was prairie doggin'. I could have just stopped at home, but was way too drunk to not go to subway, especially once it was on my mind. We got there and subway was empty. I ran instantly to the bathroom and proceeded to drop a solid 18 incher, while my buddy ordered. long story longer, this was a 10 minute ****, while my buddy just sat and waited alone. I got out, ordered, hit on the girl who made my sandwich and then went home. [x] clogged toilet.

abcdefghijk · 02-12-2010, 07:52 PM

what should i do this weekend for a girl on my floor in my dorm who likes me?

**Karak** · 02-12-2010, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by abcdefghijk

what should i do this weekend for a girl on my floor in my dorm who likes me?

write her a Shakespearean sonnet... make sure everyone in the dorm sees it first. put it on heart shaped construction paper. also frame a picture of you and her (you might need to photoshop since you dont know her yet) and give it to her as a gift.

abcdefghijk · 02-12-2010, 08:03 PM

lol i don't think i'm doing that

thebigeasy59 · 02-12-2010, 08:07 PM

sing her a song.

**Karak** · 02-12-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by abcdefghijk

lol i don't think i'm doing that

see? look at that. you figured out generally what you shouldn't do.

now give us a general idea of what you'd like to do, some details surrounding the event or girl or we can't help you. you've proven your ability to rule things out, so i'm sure you can go the other way.

GoodGame · 02-12-2010, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

i live in a house with 6 girls and a guy. the guy clearly has a thing for one of the girls lol.

i think this would be pretty cool.

poker is going dumb today so time to figure out what i'm gunna do tonight. not looking to hook up with any girls today or tomorrow cuz i have a valentines day date with someone i genuinely like. problem is i don't drive (out of pure laziness) so i think i'm gunna find someone who is also going on a casual valentines day dinner/date and for us to just join along.

WonThyme · 02-12-2010, 08:43 PM

Ok right

Fail

I see her about 1 hour into club. We chat. She tellls me how awesoem i am, ship it.
Then we get love hearts. Her love heart says "lush lips2 im all like ~"no way". she kisses me, its cool.

We head to dance floor to find friends. She sees other firends, guys obv. Im like, "well i'll see you later" she's like "yeah ok cool" and i get really tilted and i disappear. she can fcuk off, i hate her how she knows thatr i really like her so much, she can **** ff.

I have 1 last chance, im gonna ring her later, see what happens. but i dont like her.

**Karak** · 02-12-2010, 08:53 PM

so let me get this straight

-you show up
-she kisses you, flirts with you and compliments you
-she doesn't spend every waking minute with you and talks to other guys
-you say "see you later"
-you throw a fit and leave

yeah pretty sure you just set your golden ticket on fire. no one to blame but yourself. total overreaction that probably creeped her the **** out (reasonably so).

WonThyme · 02-12-2010, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Karak

so let me get this straight

-you show up
-she kisses you, flirts with you and compliments you
-she doesn't spend every waking minute with you and talks to other guys
-you say "see you later"
-you throw a fit and leave

yeah pretty sure you just set your golden ticket on fire. no one to blame but yourself. total overreaction that probably creeped her the **** out (reasonably so).

No no no, I was just like "ok see ya in a bit" sort of thing. Inside, I'm tilting, hence why I've disappeared. Now that you say it, I may return back. I really, really see what you're saying and I think ikm breing a dick. Im gonna go back I gthink. See what happens.