"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2013 Year of the Tall Blonde

[LKJ]

Wouldn't it make more sense to say that after an actual grumpy comment?

[GoCubsGo]

not for much longer, given that i'm done with dg and the end is near with fg. wtf is going on with everyone else? even ilm has been slow this semster.

[CCuster_911]

Originally Posted by LKJ

Wouldn't it make more sense to say that after an actual grumpy comment?

Wouldnt this make sense to say in response to an actual logical poster?

[Karak]

HOH SNAP

edit - nvm see LC thread

[yeotaJMU]

i have nothing new to report. ex bf hasnt tried to contact wife since my last post so nothing there.

[LKJ]

Three of the regs (yeota, Vintage, TBE) have girlfriends. TBE has positively stated that he can't imagine talking about his own relationship, so he's a lost cause for the foreseeable future. Yeota disappears for long periods of time. Vintage is more sporadic now too since he's whipped (by his own admission).

Karak has a constant inner struggle with part of him really wanting attention for another of his situations, and another part of him knowing that if he posts a TR and a person so much as questions him for possibly wearing the wrong shirt to a party, he'll have a meltdown over it.

I haven't even remotely pursued anything at all in probably 2.5 months. I'm guessing goofy is busy at work because he only posts here to tell us that we're off-topic and that he doesn't actually hate Henry.

Wussop's main function in the thread is to alternate amongst amusing, annoying, and the ever-present "is he a level or not?" ambiguousness.

GG is GG.

Basically we need more zugz and martilo to pick up the slack.

[yeotaJMU]

or you could try to get some?

[LKJ]

I just take situations as they come to me. I go out to drink and have fun, and situations with girls arise here and there. When they don't, I don't generally try to force it. I never really go out with "getting some" being the #1 priority unless there's a specific girl or girls that I have my eye on.

I'm sure something will crop up again sooner or later. It is unfortunate, however, that I'm going to miss this year's post-finals *****how. I had to go ahead and settle on a flight that takes me home basically immediately after my last final. Ah well.

[zzthe3rd]

Originally Posted by LKJ

Three of the regs (yeota, Vintage, TBE) have girlfriends. TBE has positively stated that he can't imagine talking about his own relationship, so he's a lost cause for the foreseeable future. Yeota disappears for long periods of time. Vintage is more sporadic now too since he's whipped (by his own admission).

Karak has a constant inner struggle with part of him really wanting attention for another of his situations, and another part of him knowing that if he posts a TR and a person so much as questions him for possibly wearing the wrong shirt to a party, he'll have a meltdown over it.

I haven't even remotely pursued anything at all in probably 2.5 months. I'm guessing goofy is busy at work because he only posts here to tell us that we're off-topic and that he doesn't actually hate Henry.

Wussop's main function in the thread is to alternate amongst amusing, annoying, and the ever-present "is he a level or not?" ambiguousness.

GG is GG.

Basically we need more zugz and martilo to pick up the slack.

a few weeks back i made this post:

Originally Posted by zzthe3rd

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

im on life tilt, my good friend who is an absolute donk, is dating one of the most gorgeous girls ive ever seen. not that im not happy for him, but i liked to think of myself as having the tile of the person who tended to do better than they deserve on the most consistent basis. hes a complete donk and his new girl is just ridic gorgeous. iranian/white mix ftw goddamn

got mullered and spent like 3 and a half hours straight talking to her last night (sidenote, im finding it more and more common to HATE having long conversations with ppl when sober, but when drunk im like the best no-content-conversationalist in the world). they werent actually dating, she apparently just came out with him the night of that post. stressed over and over that he was the governor, mayor, and president elect of friendville. that kid is having his graduation party and she's gonna be there so fingers crossed for a good TR boys!

disclaimer: hes dating another girl now, much more in line with his attractiveness, so i wont be stepping on any toes.

edit: lollllll and also she does not drink. has KISSED one guy her entire life. she makes karak look like he is going to hell. she is the anti zugzwang.

[LKJ]

Disclaimer: that guy doesn't post in this thread, so we didn't care about his feelings anyway.

Go get it.

[Colombo]

3 weeks ago I met a girl at a bar, had a sloppy makeout session, and got her number. She wants to meet up with me again, but there's one problem. I don't really remember what she looks like. I'd recognize her height/hair color, but that's about it. So if we make plans to go to bar X tonight, what's the best way to meet this girl once inside without admitting I don't remember what she looks like?

[Karak]

colombo,

either show up very early or very late. the rest should fall into place from there.

i would never wear the wrong shirt to a bar!

[yeotaJMU]

do you know her name? facebook obv

if you dont have that info and she was a random, tell her to come to your place before hand. if you think she might be ugly so you dont want to get stuck, then tell her to meet you at a certain place in the bar ie near the pool tables, near the stage etc.

also couldnt hurt to just tell her to meet you there as you act indifferent until she finds you.

[il_martilo]

I apologize for no good TRs recently but between spending all of Thanksgiving with family and having finals the last two weeks I haven't hit on a girl in almost 3 weeks. Thankfully finals end soon and I'll be staying around for like 3 extra days to do just that.

[Christophersen]

I love how yeota always thinks to search fb, and I agree and would do the same.