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Old 10-15-2010, 12:31 AM   #16
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Re: Anyone used a good essay writing service?

buying a essay is like playing a nl1K game with a 1K BR, u can win a ****load more than at nl25/50 but u can also go broke so easily.
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Old 06-26-2012, 03:22 AM   #17
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Re: Anyone used a good essay writing service?

Well, it is epic dumb. It's easier to hire a freelance writer.
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:45 AM   #18
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Old 06-26-2012, 02:28 PM   #19
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sophomore year of college, I was invited away for the long weekend on a generous vacation so I decided to use a custom essay service for a 4 page paper in a course I was already cutting it close in. can't remember exactly what the topic was on, but it was very specific. the essay was well done, I just needed to format it properly, and I believe I changed around some wording. anyways, for $40, if I recall, I was able to dump this on someone else and escape to paradise.

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would use again.

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Old 06-26-2012, 11:50 PM   #20
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Finding a quality essay writing service is nearly impossible. There's this one ****ty company that has more domains than you can count that all farm your work out to the same group of 3rd world "writers" who clearly don't speak English as a first language. I would say check google for unbiased reviews of a service before buying but there's too much noise to filter through. All of the review sites are flooded with astroturfers giving negative reviews of the competition. I'd never recommend this to anyone who cares about turning in quality work, and normally I'd be a prime candidate for these services: I hate writing essays and I have way more money than morals.
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Old 06-26-2012, 11:54 PM   #21
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That title is a hellava euphemism for blatant scumbag cheating.
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http://www.essaygenerator.com/

what could possibly go wrong
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Old 06-27-2012, 04:53 PM   #23
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I like the stories of people paying for business ethics essays the best.
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Old 06-27-2012, 05:59 PM   #24
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I remember when I text my dissertation question to a mobile text service which claimed to be able to answer any question. They tanked for 12 hours before texting me back saying 'This question cannot be answered' and giving me a refund. Didn't make me feel much better about the project when even a ****ty overpriced novelty app couldn't stomach making something up.
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Old 06-27-2012, 06:04 PM   #25
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I completely understand the high degree of risk - my university, and this class in particular do use anti-plagiarism software. These sites however, are claiming to write completely original essays, and claim that they themselves check the work for any plagiarism.

In addition, you can sign up to the same site the school uses (turnitin.com), and pay to check your own work for plagiarism. I would most definitely do that, and make sure before submitting it that it's original work




The only graded assignment for this course so far was just 3 pages long. Probably not enough material for the instructor to get that good of a read on me, although I do worry about it coming out very stylistically different.
Trusting a site that is designed to help you cheat is like depositing money in a bank that is on fire

If you find out they lied what are you going to do, go to the police and make a public claim of being defrauded when trying to buy an essay to cheat.
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Old 07-03-2012, 12:47 AM   #26
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Found this gem on essaygenerator .com


An essay on ******s
To delve deeply into ******s is an exciting adventure. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of ******s. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst global commercial enterprises, many of whom blame the influence of television. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of ******s.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] borrowed much from ******s. Much has been said about the influence of the media on ******s. Observers claim it helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Status, Security, Fame - ******s, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets ******s they are changed.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will study the Inter-Spam model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Market
Value
Of
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******s

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of ******s, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? It goes with out saying that the market value of gold looms over ******s this cannot be a coincidence. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love ******s.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of ******s can be like looking at night and day.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the uncompromising Esperanza Rock 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to ******s. It speaks volumes. To paraphrase, the quote is saying '******s wins votes.' Simple as that.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow ******s to win our vote?
Conclusion

To conclude, ******s must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It enlightens our daily lives, puts out 'fires', and always chips in.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Clint Astaire: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without ******s.' [3]

edit: the blocked word is "n i g g e r s"
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Re: Anyone used a good essay writing service?

lol I honestly never thought someone would be stupid enough to spend money on this high risk low reward situation
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Hi, If anyone needs help in writing their essay, assignments and dissertations, may contact me at ...
With this many grammar/parallelism mistakes in the advert, I'm sure you're providing solid value!
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With this many grammar/parallelism mistakes in the advert, I'm sure you're providing solid value!
<3 definitely seems legit

The irony lost on these lazy SOBs is that people who can write good college essays (not canned analysis, voice and diction of typical college student, tailored to the specific questions, etc.) generally won't make it their job to write college essays for other people. They can usually find something more productive to do with their lives, and there are a ton of risks in aiding academic fraud that most smart people try to avoid. So what's left is....I dunno, people who were mediocre students, people desperate for money, ESL foreigners with I'm sure an impeccable ear for what sounds like a typical American student essay, people who don't mind academic fraud on a large scale--you know exactly the type of smart, trustworthy people you want doing your work.
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:43 AM   #30
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I have a childhood friend who does this as a side-job to his marketing gig and writing novels in his free time. I guess you can PM me if you want to get in contact. Guy is a brilliant writer. He'll need a sample of your own writing to mimic your voice/style. Not much else I can say...I'm sure you could get a sample of his writing....just a really old/close friend who'd probably be happy I sent some people his way. He's based in Washington, DC, and has an English degree from Michigan. I had no intention of posting this anywhere but saw the thread and figured I'd carry my friendship-weight for once.

It's the real deal. Vouch my life on this guy.

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