chainsaw well of information thread

[donniccolo]

cool thread, thanks.

-what is the event in the midwest you might play?

-do you have estimates of total tourney winnings and total profits? what is your ROI? don't have to be exact just wondering about a sample of 100 10k events and i assume tons of other live events.

-who did the east coast regulars consider the best mixed game players in the 90s and before the moneymaker boom?

[rickyhoggy]

would you take offense if i said that i had robert varkonyi at my table in a venetain ds and at first thought it was you? i even said something of the likes of nice wsop so far allen and he was like what?? felt pretty dumb obv...anyways cool well

[Josem]

Have you ever considered becoming a professional poker consultant, and advising poker rooms (either online or offline) on various issues?

[Ryot]

Originally Posted by CompleteDonk

Holy **** this is hilarious.

Bwahaahahaha CompleteDonk speaks the truth +1

[jon_midas]

Originally Posted by rickyhoggy

would you take offense if i said that i had robert varkonyi at my table in a venetain ds and at first thought it was you? i even said something of the likes of nice wsop so far allen and he was like what?? felt pretty dumb obv...anyways cool well

wait chainsaw isnt Robert Varkonyi?

[threatnasty]

what is your EV in the wsop ME on a random day 1 before the first hand is dealt?

what is Jason Mercier's?

what is charder30's?

what is gipsy74's?

[dw2006]

What is your non poker life like? Do you have a wife or family? Do you have hobbies outside of poker/gambling? Are you happy with your desicion to pursue poker/gambling? What do you think you would be doing now if you never got interested in gambling?

[whpatterson]

I was railing you for a few hours in the TD event this year and we actually had a conversation or two. You were a nice guy and didn't big time me at all, though you did level me after I questioned you patting down a 987 to take down a pot (I believe your quote was "I guess you don't know how to play Triple draw"). Really loved hearing you and Minneapolis swapping stories.
Besides Minneapolis are there any other lesser known pros that are great story tellers?
Any advice on mixed game selection? are there some combination of games that are worse/better than others?

[doublejoker]

Originally Posted by ShamWow

Whats the best way to learn how to play Video poker and/or slots for someone not willing to pay $100/hr for coaching?

Study all the info at www.wizardofodds.com if u live In vegas I can help u for a few hours one day.

[DSchec]

there are lots of good questions that you have skipped. In particular, the list that AGame posted. How can you start your own thread and then semi-abandon it

[PujolsOfPokr]

I think he's just balancing his unanswered questions range so he doesn't have to tell me that I'm no PBR.

[2eazy]

are you staked, how much did u spend on buy ins in 2009? including sats

[deanshmerk]

Who do you consider to be your best friend in the poker world?

[RaineTech]

Chainsaw: what do you think of my game and why do you feel the need to call me out in a negative manner so frequently here?

[InFlamesWeTrust]

Originally Posted by schundler

I had a dream about Chainsaw last night. Wish this was a joke.

I was lost in some unknown place, and found a grocery store. I walked in, and stood in a long line. Chainsaw was in front of me, and he was building a pyramid or something by stacking bananas on top of each other.

"Are you sure you're happy with that structure of bananas, Allen?" I said.

"The structure is bananas!" He replied.

This needs so so so so much more love.