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05-07-2017 , 12:31 AM
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Here's what I have so far:

The waiter asks you what kind of mint you want and you say "a tournament"

You're refereeing a track meet and instead of saying "ready, set, go" you say "shuffle up and deal"

At the grocery store, the cashier says, "That'll be 17.51", you hand her a $20 and say "Call".

You refuse to play baseball because there's no way you're going to chase when you only have 3 outs.

You're on a cruise ship, a lake or an ocean, you see a sign that says "No Wake", and you think to yourself, "Wow, I wewwy wewwy wanna pway pokew heyew!"

Any others?
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05-07-2017 , 02:08 AM
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Inb4 racist ban get's called for on that last one.

Well I can't see any of these actually happening unless you are both sleep deprived and just finished a session that got well into the double digits, but as a gimmick I suppose it's an entertaining enough thread idea.
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05-07-2017 , 08:16 AM
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Elmer Fudd is a race?
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05-07-2017 , 12:42 PM
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Elmer Fudd is a race?
Sumbitch hates wascally wabbits for no weal weason.
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05-07-2017 , 04:34 PM
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A PETA hating red neck hillbilly with a speech impediment is a race...
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05-08-2017 , 04:40 PM
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I'd actually like to play more poker, I miss it!

As an authentic Ozarks hillbilly, I can safely say that Elmer Fudd shows no signs of a hillbilly.
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05-08-2017 , 07:23 PM
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I'd actually like to play more poker, I miss it!

As an authentic Ozarks hillbilly, I can safely say that Elmer Fudd shows no signs of a hillbilly.
Now that you mention it, he doesn't resemble any rednecks I know--and I know a bunch of them.

I think Elmer is a Youper or similar.
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05-08-2017 , 09:34 PM
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-You keep a piss bottle next to your 'puter
-You eat TopRamen right out of the bag.
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05-16-2017 , 04:36 PM
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You watch old John McEnroe tennis matches and say to yourself, "He's on tilt"

You're waiting too long in the doctor's waiting room and you yell, "CLOCK!"

When you're making plans for the next day but there are a lot of variables that could affect timings, and you say, "Let's just call the flop and see a turn card."

When you refer to any restaurant that doesn't accept reservations as a "Sit 'n' Go"
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05-17-2017 , 12:12 AM
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lose a hand
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05-18-2017 , 09:31 PM
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You take your car to the dealer for a warranty repair, they say the problem is not covered,you disagree and think it should be so you turn around and yell, "FLOOR!"
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05-18-2017 , 10:35 PM
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when u name your cock "big slick"
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05-21-2017 , 03:01 PM
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When you're in a heated argument that you realize you don't really care about anyway and you say, "**** it, I fold."
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05-26-2017 , 10:47 AM
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Quote:
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You take your car to the dealer for a warranty repair, they say the problem is not covered,you disagree and think it should be so you turn around and yell, "FLOOR!"
Oh dear that's good
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06-02-2017 , 07:33 PM
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you're driving down an interstate, there's heavy traffic ahead, you're deciding whether or not to exit, you PASS the exit and think to yourself, "Well, I'm pot committed now!"
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06-02-2017 , 07:33 PM
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You ask someone to pick you up a six-ball of beer at the grocery store
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06-02-2017 , 07:34 PM
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when u name your cock "big slick"
That one's actually quite funny.
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02-12-2018 , 06:40 PM
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You're going on a picnic, someone asks you to "pack the cooler" and you wonder how to put set over set in the trunk
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02-15-2018 , 04:21 AM
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You hallucinate at the table without the aid of intoxicants.
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02-15-2018 , 02:21 PM
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You hallucinate at the table without the aid of intoxicants.
Used to legit happen to me while playing long sessions of video poker. Dizziness and disorientation as well.
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02-15-2018 , 03:14 PM
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When you use the term "pot committed" in business meetings.
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02-15-2018 , 04:43 PM
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hasn't this been done before?
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02-15-2018 , 05:13 PM
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Who are these randoms posting in this thread that I have never seen post in any other BBV thread before
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02-15-2018 , 05:18 PM
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We got sent someone else's trash...
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02-15-2018 , 05:51 PM
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You start to get up from the table for a rest room break, but find you have waited too long and are now stuck to the seat.
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