You can't handle the truth! What July for? (July 2012 LC thread)

[BustoRhymes]

Klavs,

OH I KNOW you had best be giving all of us Loungers an invite to this pimptastic wedding. It sounds like it's going to be one hell of a good time.

We promise to be good...

[pryor15]

Originally Posted by Dominic

lol...Pryor is back East now but we're in contact and trying to raise financing for my film.

Trying to figure out how we can raise the $$ on Kickstarter

[MrWookie]

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Klavs,

OH I KNOW you had best be giving all of us Loungers an invite to this pimptastic wedding. It sounds like it's going to be one hell of a good time.

We promise to be good...

Hmmmm. Not a bad idea, actually. If I'm looking to round out some extra spots to reach our caterer minimum (K has a lot of family that would have to travel far to make it, so there's a good chance of poor attendance on the bride's side of the aisle. My family has to travel a ways too, but my family travels pretty well), I could maybe convince K that I have a couple of "old friends" in Boston and Cincinnati.

[BustoRhymes]

Invite us, wookie. For you, we promise to NOT be good.

[Klavs]

Our venue can only hold 125 people. D just told me she completed the list of her people she wanted there and it came out >100. Lol.

[MrWookie]

That's not out of the realm. They say you invite roughly twice as many people as you expect to attend.

[MrWookie]

But where do you live, Busto? Driving distance from upstate NY? I suppose JC is not too far.

[Klavs]

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Klavs,

OH I KNOW you had best be giving all of us Loungers an invite to this pimptastic wedding. It sounds like it's going to be one hell of a good time.

We promise to be good...

Can't tell if srs

[BustoRhymes]

Originally Posted by MrWookie

But where do you live, Busto? Driving distance from upstate NY? I suppose JC is not too far.

Depends on what you think of as reasonable driving distance. I'm in Georgia.

Originally Posted by Klavs

Can't tell if srs

Srs, it sounds fun. A medieval themed wedding sounds awesome. Mrs. Busto and I had a poker themed wedding.

Plus, mawwiage? And twue, twue wuv?

Wuv... TWUE wuv!

[Klavs]

Poker themed? How'd that work? Sounds interesting.

Cue stupid poker analogies

Did you go all in on the wedding night?
Was she loose passive or tight aggressive?

[diebitter]

Don't bother slowplaying the nuts for the first few years.

Dont bust out early.

Always consider position.

[Klavs]

I hope you raised and didn't limp in that night

[diebitter]

Marriage is more like Bridge than Poker.

If you dont have a good partner, you better have a ****ing good hand.

[Dominic]

My marriage was more like Battleship.
...yes, she sunk mine.

[MrWookie]

Mine will be more like Clue. Professor Wookie, in the bedroom, with rope and a lead pipe.