What an August London Olympics! (LC Thread)

[BustoRhymes]

Originally Posted by daveT

Looks like the Olympic Village has some hanky-panky going on. Bet them athletes can screw for hours on end before breaking a sweat.

http://espn.go.com/olympics/summer/2...-espn-magazine

A little math makes me laugh at this. Their starting order is 100,000 condoms for 10,000 athletes. The Olympics lasts for over two weeks. Yeah, as though young, extremely attractive people at the peak of athleticism and loneliness are going to have any trouble blowing through 10 a piece.

[BustoRhymes]

Originally Posted by GBP04

nothing wrong with that. was good ****. I was so confused at the end though. I thought that russian girl completely nailed her routine. I was watching the stream and the announcer didn't really frame the moment correctly. it was basically impossible for russian girl to win at the end there

This happens often to me. I'll watch a routine and think, "Mother of god, this is incredible..."

Then wonder if I'm in some bizarro world when the announcers say, "Oooo, that's a catastrophic mistake."

?!?!

[TheIrishThug]

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

A little math makes me laugh at this. Their starting order is 100,000 condoms for 10,000 athletes. The Olympics lasts for over two weeks. Yeah, as though young, extremely attractive people at the peak of athleticism and loneliness are going to have any trouble blowing through 10 a piece.

Generally there needs to be two people involved in the use of a condom, so that puts the number of times an athlete can bang at 20. However, with all those people and all that banging, I don't think it is safe to assume that every act of copulation follows the traditional defenition. I'm not sure how that would effect the number as there are a number of directions you can go from there.

[BustoRhymes]

Ah, an excellent point. And I would wager the lesbians don't use condoms. Still, 20 to 30 a person still seems laughably low.

[GBP04]

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[Dominic]

Busto, you think the Olympuc athletes are having sex 20 to 30 times in the two weeks they ate ther to compete???

[diebitter]

Sex sex sex, thats all you youngins think about

[Dominic]

I'd be willing to bet the number of sex acts (with another person) are less than 1 per person during their Olympic stay.

[MrWookie]

What else do you think Michael Phelps is going to be doing after today?

[Klavs]

Originally Posted by NhlNut

You gave a months notice?
F that.

It was the minimum notice I could give per my contract.

Originally Posted by TheCroShow

getting married on august 12! vegas on the 13th for 5 nights

Congrats Cro! I want pics plz.

[diebitter]

Originally Posted by MrWookie

What else do you think Michael Phelps is going to be doing after today?

Hopefully escaping his mother

[BustoRhymes]

Originally Posted by Dominic

I'd be willing to bet the number of sex acts (with another person) are less than 1 per person during their Olympic stay.

This is probably true for most during the days they actually compete, but as reported in the article, the athletes have quite a bit of time at the village before they compete, and even though they're asked to leave once their event finishes, some stick around just to get down.

A little more digging shows that they upped the order to 150,000. That's 15 for each athlete. In 2,000, they started at 70,000, then sent in 20,000 more when those ran out. In 2008, they started at 100,000, then sent in more. How about the winter Olympics in 2010, when they also blew through 100,000 before the games were finished?

This seems bizarre. I would have thought you'd be the first person to read the article and reply, "Standard."

[Dominic]

I just would think they'd be concentrating on other things. It's the the fuc*ing Olympics. Not the Fuc*ing Olympics.

[diebitter]

Hah Dom you old geezer.

[Dominic]

Maybe that's what NBC should be televising. I know I'd watch it.