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Originally Posted by Zeno
Why are there skid marks on both sides of my underwear?
Multi-tasking at it's finest.
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Does anyone hang their laundry out to dry anymore?
I see this occasionally, and it surprises me.
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What was Nixon's Laundry list like?
Extra starch in the seventy or so pairs of black socks.
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Originally Posted by Dominic
I got rid of my skid marks by switching to black underwear.
The fact you wear underwear both surprises and saddens me. Another hero bites the dust.