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Originally Posted by Doc T River
I just read online where a man's wife left him after he got a penis tattoo on his leg.
I can just imagine the conversation when she left. "But honey, you always said you wished I had a bigger ****."
Reminds me of the guy who got a $100 bill tattooed on his penis so that:
1. He could play with his money.
2. He could watch his money grow.
3. Next time his wife wanted to blow $100 she could stay home.