September: please let us get laid - Page 109 - The Lounge Discussion and Review on Literature, Arts, Culture

**katyseagull** · 09-16-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

" I have like a ton of Magic the Gathering cards."

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I am happily married for twenty years to a real bitch (won't sign the divorce papers and I can't afford to move out)."

These are pretty good. I think that daveT (or someone else for that matter) should use these as ice breakers and report back to us. I would love to hear the responses they get.

**Merek007** · 09-16-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by HobbyHorse

Blarg, explain to me exactly how what I said was negative. I'd be especially curious since you were one of the primary ones who decided to catalogue all of my faults. If you guys get so offended when I post stereotypes about men in a joking manner akin to what LF did, then why should it be OK for you to post such stereotypes about women?

Or, if it's now OK to post stereotypes about the other gender in a joking manner, please let me know.

OK, I am really late to the game but..

Sterotypes - true or not?

posting in a internet fourm makes you into a overreactionary loud mouthed ahole with no respect for others feelings
lack of tone of voice and such, causes commincation problems
posting in a internet fourm means you likely get laid less often than your grandmother(she got it at least once)
posting aggressivly in a internet fourm means you really need to get laid.....really
people who can't speel on tha internet are stupad
men only want one thing(and we want it from everyone, including farm animials)
men are distracted by bright shiny obje.............................
"bright shiny objects" is a term men invented to avoid getting hit so often by women.
Women hit men more than men hit women, but not as hard.
poster seems to have wandered from list of sterotypes
sony

diddyeinstein · 09-16-2009, 12:10 PM

oh lord. i want no part of this.

skipped my afternoon class and am trying to satellite into wsop event #35 plo8 500k gtd. terribly dreary day here. how is everyone else's tuesday?

kioshk · 09-16-2009, 12:15 PM

Let's put these petty disagreements behind us and try to reach Higher Ground:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wZ3ZG_Wams

Landonfan · 09-16-2009, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by diddyeinstein

skipped my afternoon class and am trying to satellite into wsop event #35 plo8 500k gtd. terribly dreary day here. how is everyone else's tuesday?

Similar to yours I guess. I didn't go to class after waking up to horrendous diarrhea (wheeeeee salmonella). I still had to go to school to pick up a book, though. Now I'm thinking about playing pokers, since I've been putting it off all this month.

**katyseagull** · 09-16-2009, 12:19 PM

Awesome. I haven't heard that song in a long time. Love it!

entertainme · 09-16-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Landonfan

Similar to yours I guess. I didn't go to class after waking up to horrendous diarrhea (wheeeeee salmonella). I still had to go to school to pick up a book, though. Now I'm thinking about playing pokers, since I've been putting it off all this month.

So, you weren't kidding when you said that you cooking chicken was a bad idea?

NhlNut · 09-16-2009, 12:29 PM

Awaiting a delivery from the ice cream fairy.

getting my ass handed to me in the meantime

hands I fold = winners
hands I play = 2nd best

**Merek007** · 09-16-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Merek007

OK, I am really late to the game but..

Sterotypes - true or not?

posting in a internet fourm makes you into a overreactionary loud mouthed ahole with no respect for others feelings
lack of tone of voice and such, causes commincation problems
posting in a internet fourm means you likely get laid less often than your grandmother(she got it at least once)
posting aggressivly in a internet fourm means you really need to get laid.....really
people who can't speel on tha internet are stupad
men only want one thing(and we want it from everyone, including farm animials)
men are distracted by bright shiny obje.............................
"bright shiny objects" is a term men invented to avoid getting hit so often by women.
Women hit men more than men hit women, but not as hard.
poster seems to have wandered from list of sterotypes
sony

After looking at this ....I think a major fail on my part.

It looks like I am attacking HH and that is the almost exact oppisite of my intentions. IMO Hobby has been no more(and possibly less) out of line than several others.

I love Hobbys posts and was trying to make funny and failed.

"I go sit in penalty box for 2 minutes and feel shame"

Landonfan · 09-16-2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by entertainme

So, you weren't kidding when you said that you cooking chicken was a bad idea?

Idk, it could have been the Subway I ate last night. It's prob not actually salmonella, since I assume I'd be a lot sicker.

NhlNut · 09-16-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Merek007

I love Hobbys posts and was trying to make funny and failed.

"I go sit in penalty box for 2 minutes and feel shame"

We all

HH; I dare say, even Dom.

**katyseagull** · 09-16-2009, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Merek007

After looking at this ....I think a major fail on my part.

It looks like I am attacking HH and that is the almost exact oppisite of my intentions.

I didn't think you were attacking HH. I thought you were having fun with stereotypes, which made me laugh

Blarg · 09-16-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Jeff Bezos issues an apology.

So besides him eating humble pie, what's the practical result? What real changes are taking/will take place, if any?

Corporate guys crying crocodile tears always leaves me resolutely unimpressed.

Blarg · 09-16-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Shadowrun

"I have a goat" + "Do you think kobe bryant is guilty? (hopefully since she loves the lakers she gets this)

Would slightly rework into, "Do you think Kobe Bryant really killed Nicole Simpson?"

daveT · 09-16-2009, 01:54 PM

On line dating isn't all bad. I am in conversation with 3 girls right now who aren't crazy. One is drop dead gorgeous, another is mega cute, and another is a massage therapist. So hopefully I will be getting a few meet-ups this week.