Yesterday at the zoo, I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt that said, "Okay, but buy me dinner first." That in and of itself is one thing, but she was pushing a stroller with two toddlers in it.
Post any other t-shirts you've seen that gave you cause for pause.
Right now I'm wearing a shirt from a restaurant in Alaska - Tracy's Crab Shack. On the back it says "Tracy Gave Me Crabs". My wife bought it for me. Her name is Tracy.