IMO, Kelly and Bud get better as the years go on and they get older.
this is a good episode. I haven't seen it in a long time but I still remember it.

Season 2, Episode 14: Guys and Dolls




Synopsis: Al and Steve start reliving their childhood by collecting baseball cards, but they kick-start the collection by selling Marcy's 20-year-old Barby Doll. Marcy finds out, so the guys start roaming the streets of downtown Chicago to find the doll...



5.5/10: Nothing very wrong with this, but not much to make it stand out either, apart from Marcy getting psycho - that's always funny.

First: Steve with a black eye



Dialogue:
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Peggy: I never understood the fascination with Barbie. But I sure could strip Ken with my teeth.
Marcy: (disgusted) Yes, i'm sure.
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(Discussing Bud)
Peg: I think I know what the problem with him is. He just has too much free time on his hands. Now what are we going to do about that?
Al: Well, we could get him a wife?
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Marcy: Steve, find them! Find them and kill them! No, don't kill them. Bring them to me. I'll kill them. But not at first. First I'll take a hammer, and smash their toes, little to big. Then, if it was a man, and I know it was a man, I'll turn the hammer AROUND!

Season 2, Episode 15: Build a Better Mousetrap




Synopsis
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The Bundys have got a mouse in the house, and Al will go to any lengths to prove he can get it, recruiting Steve into his idiocy.



6/10
Eh, not a bad one, and it's fun to see Steve getting embroiled in Al's antics, and they end up firing poison into each other's faces...
Nothing outstanding, but fun.


Dialogue:
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Bud: Did you hear any noises last night, Kell? I mean, for a while I thought they were coming from your room, but they weren't the usual noises. You know, the whispers, "Quiet, you'll wake up my parents." Then the muffled sound of eight footsteps heading for the window. Then the sound of loose change hitting the pillow.
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Bud: Hey, did anybody here any noises last night?
Peggy: Well, your father had gas.
Bud: No, these were noises I never heard before.
Kelly: Well, then it could have been a girl, moaning your name.
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Peggy: Is he down there? Did you get him? What happened, Al?
Al: He doodied on the trap. And in my bowling shoes.
Peggy: Oh, my God! He was in your shoes and he lived?!? This is no ordinary mouse.

Season 2, Episode 16: Master The Possibilities



Buck starts getting mail, then a credit card, whilst Al gets turned down for his. The Bundys hear that if you get for something you didn't ask for, you don't have to pay for it, so go nuts. Little do they realise by signing Buck's name, they're committing forgery and fraud....



7/10 This was a good one, where Peg and Al actually get a taste of the good life, with a few really solid laughs, especially when Al and Peg get to a fancy hotel. Still Al ends up shafted, as usual...


First: Bud gets laid or at least gets some good kissin time.


Dialogue
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Al: Where is Kelly, by the way?
Bud: Oh, she's out on a double date. Her and two guys.
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(After Al has to work loading lobsters cos his Credit Card was maxed out
AL: Yeah, when the truck was taking me to the lobster warehouse I said... I said to Sven: "You think it's all worth it, buddy?" and Sven said, "Ven it's for the family it's always vorth it." He also said that a lobster couldn't pinch through an athletic supporter. Sven was 0 for 2 today.
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AL: And if Sven doesn't need any more help with the lobsters, maybe I can get a job in the zoo circumcizing the Tasmanian Devils!
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Al: Now, how am I gonna come up with 111 dollars? How am I gonna pay 111 dollars?
Peggy: Well, if you didn't have that grilled cheese sandwich, you could have put it on your credit card.
Al: Yeah, and if your father didn't lace that lemonade with vermouth, I'd be single.

Season 2, Episode 17: Peggy Loves Al - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah




It's Valentine's Day, and Peg decides she doesn't want the 'usual' present from Al, she wants him to tell her he loves her. Al resists. Meanwhile Kelly and Bud are going through their Valentine cards (or not as the case may be), and Marcy is trying to one-up Steve in the anniversary stakes by jumping out of a huge cake naked!

7/10 - Not a bad one at all, some good laughs, and a strange running gag where pretty much every member of the family tries to drink from an empty juice carton, realises it is empty and puts it back. And Kelly is wearing a red dress that's pretty hot - but she's far too young to dwell on that, ahem. And Al finds out Marcy is gonna jump out of a cake naked for Steve, and has the cake delivered to the locker room of the Chicago Bulls instead.... LOLLLLLLL....


Firsts: Bud gets his first real Valentine.



Dialogue:
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(The doorbell rings)
Al: The hell could that be?
Peggy: Well, it's Valentine's Day, maybe it's Cupid?
Al: Nah, he wouldn't show his face around here again after making this match.
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Steve: So, what are you getting Peggy for Valentines day? Fur? Jewels? A car?
Al: If it was only that easy. I'm gonna have sex with her. Yeah it's kind of a tradition, every Valentines day I climb those stairs, you know, walk the last mile and slam dunk her one. It's a spin through hell for me but she seems to like it.
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Marcy: So, do you know what Al's getting you?
Peggy: Yeah, same thing he gets me every year. He's gonna slam dunk me a quick one. Of course those are his words, I mean in reality it's more like a foul shot. You know he takes a deep breath and scores, sure it's worth a point but it will never make the high-light reel.
Marcy: It's like your honeymoon never ended.
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Marcy: I still have to find him something really good. Something personal, something romantic. Something that symbolizes the depth and purity of our relationship.
Peggy: You could jump naked out of a cake.
Marcy: Yeah! That says it all. But who would know where to find something so kinky?
Peggy: "Cakes A Poppin'". [She takes a card out of a drawer] Just ask for Leif. Here's their number. Oh, and when you pay, have them stamp my card. Two more and I get one free.
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Peggy: Tell me you love me, Al...
Al: I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.
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Peggy: I am not going downstairs with you unless you say it.
Al: (in a mocking voice) Withholding sex from me Peg, oh no? Well I guess I'll just have to relax and have fun instead.

omg your avatar is cracking me up. Where did you get that?

I'm looking for this episode right now, DB. So far have only been able to find a mini-episode of it on YouTube. I want to see the full length episode.

LOLLL!!! This episode was great DB. I laughed all the way through it. Comedy gold. I don't know why but for some reason I loved this line you quoted. Made me think of my own relationship

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(The doorbell rings)
Al: The hell could that be?
Peggy: Well, it's Valentine's Day, maybe it's Cupid?
Al: Nah, he wouldn't show his face around here again after making this match.

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OMG, I totally feel this sentiment. lol



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Marcy: So, do you know what Al's getting you?
Peggy: Yeah, same thing he gets me every year. He's gonna slam dunk me a quick one. Of course those are his words, I mean in reality it's more like a foul shot. You know he takes a deep breath and scores, sure it's worth a point but it will never make the high-light reel.
Marcy: It's like your honeymoon never ended.
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I howled when Peggy said "foul shot." In fact, I pretty much howled all the way through this episode.


This script was too funny and soooo realistic. Highly recommend people watch it. Classic classic. You guys have to watch this because just reading the dialogue does not do it justice. Haha "the socks stay on"


Hey what's up with guys not wanting to say "I love you" anyway? It's like after the first 2 years men don't want to get sentimental. And while we're at it, what's up with guys not wanting to ever say "I'm sorry" or "hey you were right and I was wrong"?? I just don't get it. Men who cannot utter certain phrases. Ugh. I can so relate to Peggy.

Agree with ya DB, Kelly's outfit is very cute! I love that skirt and pink top. Awesome. Nice pink jacket, too, that she wears in one scene. (Marci's clothes are hideous btw)


hey db, how would you feel if your wife jumped out of a cake on Valentine's Day for you? Is that something any man would want?

Good God no.

I also cracked up about Peg being a regular for a company that specialise in naked women jumping out of cakes


Btw Katy. I love you

One other nugget about this episode. They actually had a phone in where people could vote whether Al said it or not, and 67% of viewers wanted him to say it, so he did. Shame on them! Don't they understand MWC?

Lol. yeah easy for you to say seeing how we're 4000 miles apart.

But her response was so perfect. Comedy gold.

Guess you didn't miss out on the Flirtarama after all...you lured katy purple to this thread where you would have her all to your little ol' self and then you started putting on the moves...I see what you did there...:ninja:

Congrats sir, this is a great idea . Youtube links allowed ?

NOT EPISODES ... JUST FUNNY LINES

I actually do not get this either. I tell Fishette I love her all the time!!!

Now If we could just get you women to understand what we men really want for Christmas, Birthdays and Valentines Day.

A new Rifle or Power tool!!!