Season 2, episode 13: you better watch out
Synposis: Al's mall is now pretty much deserted, with shoppers flocking to the new Lakeside Mall. However, a publicity stunt for the new mall goes wrong, and the Bundys find a dead Santa with an unopened parachute on the premises. Assorted trauma and profiteering follow.
7/10 - A great episode, and one I watch on its own every Christmas (along with one from a later series). The gleeful ghoulishness the writers put into this one is tip-top, and I just love the scene where Al has to pretend to be Santa for the neighbourhood kids. The jingle bell noises whenever they move Santa's corpse also cracks me up.
Firsts: First 'Christmas' Episode of Married with Children, first episode with a specific warning, in this case: "The following depicts a Bundy Christmas. It could be upsetting to small children and others. Parental guidance is suggested".
Dialogue:
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Al: Well, you know how, uh... even when we didn't have too much we could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, lets find a mirror.
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Coroner: Uh-oh!
Al: What? Did the Easter Bunny hang himself in our front yard?
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Carl: I wanna know why you came to old man Bundy's house?
Al: Well, I came to bring him special presents, 'cause he sells women's shoes, and he's cursed with a foul wife and has ungrateful kids. But he still goes on.
Carl: But he's a butthead.
Al: No! No he's not. He's the nicest man on the block.
Carl: Wow, you must be Santa!
Al: I told you I was. What do you want?
Al: I want a real live horse.
Al: Hmm... Your mom's the one who makes pies for everyone in the neighborhood but those nice Bundys, isn't she? [Carl nods] All right, Santa will leave you a horse tonight under your tree, but if it's not there in the morning it's because your mommy chased it away and killed it!
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Peggy: Come on Marcy, these things happen.
Marcy: WHEN has this ever happened? A guy dressed as Santa Claus goes skydiving, his parachue doesn't open, and he lands right in your back yard?
Peggy: Cheer up. It could have been worse. He could have landed on the picket fence.
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Coroner: Pizza, it always reminds me of my first day on the job.
Last edited by diebitter; 10-08-2008 at 08:11 AM.