Married With Children - Episode by Episode Guide and Discussion
10-30-2012
, 07:18 PM
10-31-2012
, 05:34 PM
12-17-2013
, 07:30 PM
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Season 4, Episode 11+12: It's a Bundyful Life Parts 1+2
synopsis: Al gets to the bank late on Christmas eve, and can't get his money out. He gets home with no presents, and Peg and the kids abandon him, and he gets electrocuted fixing the Christmas lights. Then his guardian angel appears, and shows him how live would have been if he'd never lived.
8/10: This is a great pair of episodes, with the terrific Sam Kinison playing Al's guardian angel (the original casting of Al + Peg had Sam Kinison and Roseanne Barr btw!), with lots of solid laughs, especially at Al as he gets more peeved, the happier his family are.
Oh and this is our first glimpse of Ted McGinley, who becomes Jefferson Darcy in season 5! Whooooaaaaaaa Jablonsky!
Dialogue:
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(Peggy enters. She is wearing a red nightgown and has a huge green bow tied around her.)
Peg: Come unwrap your Christmas present.
Al: [sitting up, excited] Where is it??
Peg: It's me, you feeb.
Al: Aw, Peg, how do you expect me to get excited when you just re-wrap the same old junk I didn't play with the year before?
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Al:
Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "presents or die".
Children were plotting all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.
... and all of a sudden Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
you do so much for others do something for me.
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze.
Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife,
her hair's like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife.
As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
YOU'RE MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, YOU'LL NEVER BE FREE.
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Al: Now who wants to hear about the red-headed Grinch who stole Uncle Al's life?
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Peggy: Aw, honey. I know what would make you feel better. But I'll never leave you, not in a million years. So, Al, what's the family plan for Christmas this year?
Bud: Five bowls a-flushing?
Peggy: Four 'roids a-throbbing?
Kelly: Three nose hairs waving?
Bud: Two children starving?
Peggy: [singing] One un-touched wife.
synopsis: Al gets to the bank late on Christmas eve, and can't get his money out. He gets home with no presents, and Peg and the kids abandon him, and he gets electrocuted fixing the Christmas lights. Then his guardian angel appears, and shows him how live would have been if he'd never lived.
8/10: This is a great pair of episodes, with the terrific Sam Kinison playing Al's guardian angel (the original casting of Al + Peg had Sam Kinison and Roseanne Barr btw!), with lots of solid laughs, especially at Al as he gets more peeved, the happier his family are.
Oh and this is our first glimpse of Ted McGinley, who becomes Jefferson Darcy in season 5! Whooooaaaaaaa Jablonsky!
Dialogue:
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(Peggy enters. She is wearing a red nightgown and has a huge green bow tied around her.)
Peg: Come unwrap your Christmas present.
Al: [sitting up, excited] Where is it??
Peg: It's me, you feeb.
Al: Aw, Peg, how do you expect me to get excited when you just re-wrap the same old junk I didn't play with the year before?
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Al:
Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "presents or die".
Children were plotting all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.
... and all of a sudden Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
you do so much for others do something for me.
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze.
Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife,
her hair's like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife.
As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
YOU'RE MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, YOU'LL NEVER BE FREE.
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Al: Now who wants to hear about the red-headed Grinch who stole Uncle Al's life?
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Peggy: Aw, honey. I know what would make you feel better. But I'll never leave you, not in a million years. So, Al, what's the family plan for Christmas this year?
Bud: Five bowls a-flushing?
Peggy: Four 'roids a-throbbing?
Kelly: Three nose hairs waving?
Bud: Two children starving?
Peggy: [singing] One un-touched wife.
05-26-2014
, 09:11 AM
05-13-2015
, 11:12 AM
Bump
Was watching married with children while eating my cheerios this morning. Show was clearly way ahead of its time. Griff wins tickets to the Olympics in Atlanta thanks to Al. A party is thrown for them at the shoe store where a couple of name athletes of the 90's (roy jones jr. Larry Brown and bo Jackson) show up. The athletes keep asking Marcy if she is Bruce Jenner.
I guess everyone knew back then too lol
Was watching married with children while eating my cheerios this morning. Show was clearly way ahead of its time. Griff wins tickets to the Olympics in Atlanta thanks to Al. A party is thrown for them at the shoe store where a couple of name athletes of the 90's (roy jones jr. Larry Brown and bo Jackson) show up. The athletes keep asking Marcy if she is Bruce Jenner.
I guess everyone knew back then too lol
05-18-2015
, 04:01 PM
