Season 8, Episode 5: Banking on Marcy
Synopsis: Marcy's method for overcoming her fear of public speaking involves fantasizing that she's elsewhere, which is a real treat for her audience. Meanwhile, Al gets hooked on rap videos.
6.5/10: Some funny stuff in this one, in particular Al getting hooked on rap videos with the sound down, and his taste in women starts to become more like rapper's tastes. He starts to like big butts, is what I'm saying. Also a great bit where Al somehow gets stuck between Marcy and Jefferson flirting/talking dirty and it renders him paralysed.
Dialogue:
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Al: Yo! Rap Channel, you take requests? I'd like you to play the following videos: 'Rump Shaker', 'Gangster Booty', and 'Put Some More Ass on that Lass'. My age? Uh... I'm 15. Oh. Under 18 you need parental approval? No problem. My old lady's right here. She'll aprove.
[to Peggy in his normal voice]
Al: Peg, the Rap Channel woun't play my favorite videos unless I get parental approval. Pretend you're my mother. Just tell them it's okay.
Peg: [into the phone] It's okay. He's over 40.
[Al takes the phone away from Peggy and hangs up]
Al: Peg, I was having fun! Why'd you have to ruin it by telling them my real age?
Peg: Oh, please! They already knew your real age. I was telling them your I.Q.
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Al: It doesn't work anymore, Peg.
Peg: What doesn't work anymore?
Al: It.
Peg: How can you tell?
Al: I've been reading Playboy, Penthouse, Juggs, Hustler, Big 'Uns, Little 'Uns, Round 'Uns, I Between 'Uns. Nothing. Then I remembered something. It hasn't worked since I saw Marcy do that horrible thing at the bank. She killed it. You made it sick, but Marcy killed it.
Peg: Well, I suppose we could just say a little prayer and go on with our lives.
Al: That's good for me, but what will you do?
Peg: Oh, don't worry about me. I'll just keep going... and going... and going... and going...