Season 7, Episode 26: The Proposition
Synopsis: Vanna White plays a millionaire cosmetics mogul who hasn't met anyone like Al since the time they spent together at Polk High. Now she is offering to pay $500,000 to buy a chance to be with him again, but will Peggy agree to give up Al?
6.5/10: Kind of fun seeing Al the object of female lust, whilst his family can’t actually believe it’s happening.
Dialogue:
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Kelly: Adieu, which is French for 'A deer, a female deer'
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Peg: Al, you have a disgusting piece of cheese on your chin!
(Al fumbles for the cheese, but Coco beats him to it; removing the cheese from his chin and eating it.)
Coco: Everything tastes better from Al's mouth.
Kelly: Catch me, Bud, I think I'm gonna faint.
Bud: Okay, Kel.
(Kelly faints, Bud holds his arms out. Kelly falls on the floor, due to Bud
intentionally not catching her. Bud laughs.)
Peg: Kids, please. Not in front of rich, world famous company. [Kelly stands up again] Uh, Coco - and I think I can call you by your first name, since you just ate off my husband's chin - tell me, why are you here?
Coco: Because no one has ever satisfied me like your husband.
Kelly: Catch me, Bud, I think I'm gonna faint.
Bud: Okay, Kel.
(Again, Kelly falls without Bud catching her. Bud again laughs.)