Season 6: Episodes 1+2: She's Having My Baby
Synopsis: Marcy announces she's pregnant, and Al laughs. Then Peg announces she's pregnant. Ok, that's about it.
7.5/10: These two episodes are pretty damn funny. Al is thrown into a new hell, and we see the pain he has to endure. Ok, he does try to escape (meeting Jefferson along the way), but we all know he can't escape, right? Particularly funny is the disgust of Bud and Kelly, and the shame of Al. Summed by by Bud: 'How could you? And with our mother!?!'
Dialogue:
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Jefferson: I'm going to be a father. Don't you have anything to say to me?
Al: Oh. Sure. It's over. You're a dead man. Today is the first day of the end of your life.
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Al: So, we're having a new baby. The gods are on a roll, aren't they? Must've been playing another round of "Can you top this?" One started off, "We'll make him a shoe salesman." Then another said, "We'll give him a red-head." Then another one, probably a cruel, hungover god, said, "But let's have him be a mighty athlete in high school first so his fall will be all the greater."
Kelly: But the gods showed you they loved you when they gave you us.
Al: Yeah, give those gods a Miller. Will someone please tell me, how did this happen?
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Peggy: Al?
Al: Hmm?
Peggy: What should we name the baby?
Al: The Reaper?
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Bartender: So, where you headed, pal?
Al: Oh, I don't know, some place where there's a lot of girls and no women.
Bartender: Oh, L.A.!
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Al: Al, listen, I'm already done with the first trimester. Now what if what's left is all good, and we miss out on it?
Al: [laughing] You know, I'm finally starting to understand how she got you. Let me explain something to you. There is no such thing as a trimester. There's actually just one long forty year-mester. Except when they're pregnant, you get what I call the mini-mester. You've got your fat-mester and your puke-mester, and lord in heaven, you got your horny-mester.
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Peggy: Gee Al, I don't know about you, but I'm horny as hell.
Al: Well, so am I, but you don't see me bothering you with it, do you?