I obviously misplayed these hands:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (2 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button (t1500)
Hero (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A.
Button raises to t60, Hero raises to t200, Button raises to t1500, Hero calls t1300 (All-In).

Flop: (t3000) Q, J, 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t3000) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t3000) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t3000

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Hero (t1750)
BB (t1250)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, A.
Hero raises to t600, BB raises to t1250, Hero calls t650.

Flop: (t2500) 6, 5, T (2 players)

Turn: (t2500) 5 (2 players)

River: (t2500) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: t2500

Results in white below:
BB has 5s 5h (four of a kind, fives).
Hero has Ah Ad (two pair, aces and fives).
Outcome: BB wins t2500.

Ouch on hand #2. What were the results of the first hand?

KQ sooted (obv). What really stung, it was the very first hand of the tournament.

dave,

I guess calling KQs in the very first hand hand of a donkament is pretty dumb, but I've seen a lot worse, such as the other hand you provided...

[censored] they [censored] you

Another classic from today. Aces suck.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (2 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Hero (t1405)
BB (t1595)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[], A[].
[color=Red]Hero raises to t150</font>, BB calls t100.

Flop: (t300) 7[], 6[], 9[] [color=Blue](2 players)</font>
BB checks, [color=Red]Hero bets t200</font>, [color=Red]BB raises to t1445</font>, Hero calls t1055 (All-In).

Turn: (t3000) 9[] [color=Blue](2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t3000) 6[] [color=Blue](2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t3000

Results in white below: [color=White]
BB has Th 9d (full house, nines full of sixes).
Hero has Ac As (two pair, aces and nines).
Outcome: BB wins t3000. </font>

I can handle my losses....
I can handle my losses.....
I can handle my losses.....

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (2 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Hero (t1405)
BB (t1595)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[], A[].
[color=Red]Hero raises to t150</font>, BB calls t100.

Flop: (t300) 7[], 6[], 9[] [color=Blue](2 players)</font>
BB checks, [color=Red]Hero bets t200</font>, [color=Red]BB raises to t1445</font>, Hero calls t1055 (All-In).

Turn: (t3000) 9[] [color=Blue](2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t3000) 6[] [color=Blue](2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t3000

Results in white below: [color=White]
BB has Th 9d (full house, nines full of sixes).
Hero has Ac As (two pair, aces and nines).
Outcome: BB wins t3000. </font>


Ugh, what a (cencored) day, I am going to sleep.

dave,

Those are both the same hands. You are not very good at posting hands for some reason. But yeah some clown calling your bet with 10-9o means either he's super dumb or...he's super dumb. Possibly both.

Dave,

Not only did you post the same hand twice, but you'll want to choose 2+2 format next time.

hehehehehe.

Well that last was... you know what forget, I suck at computers. I do play poker a tad better.

I guess I was a little tilty, I should cry about dumb crap like this.

Guess Runk's not going to Seoul

PokerStars Game #12010063099: Tournament #60304154, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/12 - 00:34:25 (ET)
Table '60304154 1' 10-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 6: relicall (10194 in chips)
Seat 9: Runkmud (4806 in chips)
Runkmud: posts small blind 50
relicall: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Runkmud [4h 5s]
Runkmud: calls 50
relicall: checks
*** FLOP *** [4d 3h 5d]
relicall: bets 100
Runkmud: raises 4606 to 4706 and is all-in
relicall: calls 4606
*** TURN *** [4d 3h 5d] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [4d 3h 5d 6s] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
relicall: shows [3d Kd] (a flush, King high)
Runkmud: shows [4h 5s] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
relicall collected 9612 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9612 | Rake 0
Board [4d 3h 5d 6s 2d]
Seat 6: relicall (big blind) showed [3d Kd] and won (9612) with a flush, King high
Seat 9: Runkmud (button) (small blind) showed [4h 5s] and lost with a straight, Deuce to Six

Man, do I run bad.

Can't beat the juiciest 2/5 NL live game on the planet. (If you are in the metro ATL area PM me and I'll show you!)

Dropped $900 today 2:30pm-11:30pm...literally 80% of pots are multiway (6+ if limped...3-4 if raised) and of course none of my pairs/suited aces catch a flop in raised multiway pots in position. Oh, the notion that suited connectors play well multiway...I'm beginning to doubt. I ran into so many reverse implied odds on my FD hands in position that I wanted to vomit. How confident are you in a flopped flush 6 way pot on the button with 67s and the action is bet/raise/call before it gets to you? Or maybe I just suck. Drunk and tilted ATM!!

See, this is where I call for the floor. Maybe you should have done that.

LOL....you got me...Axs... how's that?

Oh, There was one shining moment. A reg in this game is by far the best player. (Read&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;me) He raised EP and I overcalled another player in SB with 72dd. I c/r all-in over his bet of a 6c8s9c flop...he folds AA face up.. kaboom! I still lose $900

I dislike going to a bar where they have stupid "poker night" and my friends insist on me playing.

I have had it with FTP.

Incredible, that I have waited 5 (five) days to deposit money on their site, and they are doing nothing about it.

Morons.

Actually, I am tied up because Stars charges way too much rake on their heads up games. So, yeah, after not playing for nearly three weeks... more waiting.

Un-####-ing believable.

48 hours from now I will be in Vegas.

I will likely be high rollin it at Excalibur playing 2-4, drinking Miller Lite, folding 90% of my hands and having a Ball!

Sunday, I need to make a big bet on the Packers to beat the NY Giants, prolly like a whole $10 and find a fun place to watch the game. Then scout out where my training class for the week is going to be and more 2-4! Yee Haw!

Have fun fish, just don't forget the sunglasses.

Oh, that juicy 2/5 game got me today for another $495. ~$250 of it was on the following:

Hero is button with KQo. UTG limps (standard) UTG+1 calls(octogenarian regular-tight) calls, 3 more callers, hero calls, blinds fold. K82 rainbow... EP bet 10 c/c/c I raise $50..Octogenarian calls...all fold. Turn K....Octo cks, I shove $103...insta call by octo...AK...gg me!!!???

i missed a raise somehwere...

JAK, just tell yourself:

only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play,only donkeys slow-play.

LOL. I love that one and are thinking the same about NL right now.

Sandviper23 posted his own song in the Full Ring Forum, and this is too good not to share

with video, sound and rude words:

Stars effin hates me

Haha that video was funny, I moved my money to full tilt a couple days ago. Not because of doomswitching though, I wanted some rakeback.

This is what it's come to...

The $4.40 180's online...UTG is all over the place and just suffered a beat.

I'm card dead for a year and my image is beyond ubertight (I keep thinking players notice such things...hey, they don't) and this hand...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

CO (t2721)
Button (t2294)
SB (t1699)
BB (t3659)
UTG (t1533)
UTG+1 (t3345)
MP1 (t4238)
Hero (t1971)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q, A.
UTG calls t150, 2 folds, Hero raises to t1971, 4 folds, UTG calls t1383 (All-In).

Flop: (t3729) Q, K, 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t3729) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t3729) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t3291

Results in white below:
UTG has 2c 2d (three of a kind, twos).
Hero has Qc As (one pair, queens).
Outcome: UTG wins t3291. Hero wins t438.

I realize I simply lost a coinflip...but this is the 4th tourney today/night I have lost a flip or favorite all in.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa