mother [censored] scumsucking sonofabitch [censored] face [censored] sodomists who like to [censored] little boys.
that's what i feel about poker at the moment.
Yesterday, I lost 8 [censored] buy-ins in a 6 hour session, took a shower and watched Family Guy, then proceeded to win back 6 of those buy-ins in a little less than an hour. Yay me!
This morning, in only an hour's time, I lose back those 6 buy-ins to ridiculous beats like this:
set of tens flopping against my set of nines
3-betting pre-flop with AK, flopping K82, and having my opponent push into me with 44 - only to hit a 4 on the river
Flopping top set with QQ on a two-spade board...betting, getting a call, a 9 comes on the turn, I check because I KNOW the moron I'm playing against is going to bet - he does and I put him all in - over two buy-ins and at least 5 times the pot - and he SNAP calls me with J9 of spades. River? Spade. Of course.
and this beauty:
I have two red Aces in the BB. It's raised by DONKEY [censored] McDONK on the button. I pot it. He calls.
Flop:
A
2
4
Jackpot! I bet half the pot. [censored]face calls.
Turn: K
I bet half the pot again (we both started deep). MCDONK pushes! I happily call.
DONKEY [censored] MCDONK'S hand?
K
5
Huh?
River:
3
[censored]face makes a straight. I destroy one of those sweatless plastic tumblers that shatter brilliantly when I chuck it on the tile.
I [censored] hate poker. I swear to Electrical Jesus.