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07-03-2017 , 02:23 PM

Hanesha

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How to spend an unforgettable evening with a guy?

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07-03-2017 , 04:24 PM

Dominic

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Make sure when you give him fellatio, you stick a finger up his keister. He won't forget it.

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07-03-2017 , 05:06 PM

Phat Mack

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was that really necessary?

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07-03-2017 , 05:15 PM

Eeyorefora

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Originally Posted by Phat Mack

was that really necessary?

Uh,have you ever tried it?

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07-03-2017 , 05:19 PM

kioshk

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As Tony Soprano said, "I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face."

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07-03-2017 , 05:23 PM

Dominic

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Originally Posted by Phat Mack

was that really necessary?

HEY, I cleaned it up for The Lounge as best I could.

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07-03-2017 , 11:46 PM

corvette24

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Steak dinner, sporting event, sex. Maybe it's just me...

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07-04-2017 , 12:09 AM

Zeno

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Go to an art museum. I'll even suggest one:

Prado

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07-04-2017 , 02:11 AM

UthersGhost

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Bring your mom with you.

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07-04-2017 , 11:55 AM

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redbuck

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Make sure when you give him fellatio, you stick a finger up his keister. He won't forget it.

... and then finish him off with a "Lorena Bobbitt".
Unforgettable!!!

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07-05-2017 , 04:04 AM

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Minirra

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Yeah that's pretty memorable. An assault where no one died, and everyone remembers who she was 20-25 years later.

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07-05-2017 , 04:30 AM

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Ray Zee

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well one more new member hits the dust.

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07-05-2017 , 10:40 AM

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Tom Ames

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She'll be back. She is just having a string of enjoyable evenings now. She will eventually need a respite.

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07-05-2017 , 12:02 PM

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Chip Niche

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She?

We don't even know if OP is a she.

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07-05-2017 , 02:00 PM

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redbuck

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Yeah that's pretty memorable. An assault where no one died, and everyone re members who she was 20-25 years later.

wasn't that the procedure that they did on John?

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07-05-2017 , 03:16 PM

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John Cole

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Just pick the right guy.

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07-06-2017 , 02:22 AM

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diebitter

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Go out with Dom

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07-06-2017 , 05:10 PM

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SuperUberBob

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A thread like this with so little detail was ripe for joke answers.

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07-06-2017 , 06:38 PM

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Dominic

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Originally Posted by diebitter

Go out with Dom

Just don't forget the finger in the bum move.

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07-06-2017 , 07:37 PM

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electricladylnd

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Originally Posted by Hanesha

How to spend an unforgettable evening with a guy?

What Dom suggested but bring cocaine, or maybe just the cocaine and drop the bag off and leave.

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07-13-2017 , 10:51 PM

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QuietAmerican

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Two words: Rusty. Trombone.

Spoiler:

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07-15-2017 , 04:48 AM

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mitsi

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Originally Posted by Tom Ames

She'll be back. She is just having a string of enjoyable evenings now. She will eventually need a respite.

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07-15-2017 , 12:11 PM

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Tom Ames

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Easy there, folks. If a guy doesn't already know how to spend an unforgettable evening with a guy, I don't know what anyone could add.

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