For some reason, girls are way more offended by **** than guys are. My fav right now is fu*king wh*re. redundant, I know.

it rhymes with hunt, gl in the 50k

osculate my anus . penis.

Awesome

I am a fan of curse words that arent really curse words. My personal favorite is one from dogberts clues for the clueless. There is a cowboy saying "bullfeathers" and a madam who overhears it then faints.

A great phrase imo. Often gets a laugh and accurately explains my mood.

Since moving to china my vocab has expanded a bit. My davorite curse word here is biaoze. In itself it just sounds funny imo but my friend explained it the best way imaginable too. She started explaining and i caught on to her meaning and said "oh we have that in english too... dirty hooker."

After thinking for a bit she replied "mmm not quite. If you were in a room full of dirty dirty hookers... she is the dirtiest one... even you probably wouldnt touch her."

Nice

Is there a single American woman in this world that isn't a motherf_cking CoUNT?

You guys overvalue snatch so much, that you turn women into CoUNTs.

**** that ****** *********** op

"temp-banned"

I like ****arse (rhymes edith with spit)

Denotes someone too stupid to wipe their own bottom properly.


Oh, and rotter.

Pants.

Jackhole works well. I stopped working blue when I had kids.
And I deal with M*******s visiting northern New England frequently.

Unless I encounter sudden, unexpected pain and the F bomb shows up on its own.

Santa Vaca!!

A lot of people use "f**k" as their go-to curse word. I often use "tits".

As in, "Where the tits did I put my keys?"

I say bollocks a lot.

Dont you find it a mouthful?