Originally Posted by evildeadalive
i call my brother a son of a bitch all the time
I see what you are doing!
My dad had quite the potty mouth when I was growing up and he has zero patience when dealing with tools and fixing things. "Ohhh you c0cksucker" was his go-to phrase when he couldn't finish the last 8 rotations of a screw or whatever.
One day my brother was like 7 and we were with my mom and he blurted out "ohhh you cut sucker!" I was 5 and I guess we didn't know the word c0ck so we thought he was saying cut. Anyway my mom was like "WHAT? Who taught you that!?" "That's what dad says when he's fixing something - ohhhh you cut sucker!"
HAHAAHA. I think he stopped cussing in front of us after that. At least until we got a bit older.
The funny thing is I have my dad's identical disposition and lack of patience. I was hanging a valance last week screwing a screw into the wall that inexplicably stopped and I was like "oh you mother****ing c0cksucker! **** YOU you piece of ****!" while my wife was laughing hysterically. She has seen my dad do the same. Screw finally got in the wall and I was like "Yeah **** you wall, I'll **** you up you c0cksucker."
For this reason my wife usually demands to fix things, but in this case I didn't want her standing up on a foot stool whilst 7 months pregnant.