Godzilla (1998)
1/5
Appropriately, this film has a level of sucking that could be described as born in the fire of atomic annihilation.
There's maybe one good thing I get from this, I thought the Godzilla creature design was good, but, hey man, that's like just my opinion.
The rest isn't good. We have comedy actors who cannot deliver the terrible comedy lines in any way close to amusing, we get dramatic missteps at almost every 'dramatic' scene (the couple start getting lovey-dovey as they report the potential onslaught of hundreds of 9-foot tall killing machines), we get ridiculous actions sequences where the CGI looks weightless and there are pauses for 'comedy moments' that realistically would give the lizards time to tear someone's head off.
And that's the biggest irritation - they treat Godzilla like a non-thread, a fool, a fall-guy. None of his damage seems to have consequences, being chased by him has no threat and you know they'll treat him like a buffoon for either a cheap gag or to get out of some otherwise inescapable situation by some cheap shot. And then they try and play him for sympathy, rather than fear. This is not Kong, this is Godzilla, people!
Oh, and I hate them for destroying the Chrysler Building too