goddammit. you are not paying attention again. the show itself is not funny, it is horrible. but tracy morgan is hilarious. he is monsterously funny. therefore, the rest of the show becomes a satire of itself when you compare how unfunny it is compared to how funny tracy morgan is. therefore the show is funny. got it?

wow. that is really depressing. ouch.

I meant to say that I thought your post was very funny and thoughtful. I agree with you about the retarded 8XL shirts but the neutral pose is not exactly unique to hockey right? I mean couldn't this describe about 80% of the male population hanging around watching anything? Put it this way, it quite accurately describes a huge chunk of the male population in Ohio.

I know exactly your thinking on this one. I still think the best hairdresser I had was this rather "effiminate" guy who did my hair. I really suspected he was gay because of his mannerisms but who knows may be I was stereotyping him because he was married and had a baby when he was doing my hair. Anyways he was fabulously nice to talk to and he gave the greatest perms. So I tend to think he was the best around plus a very discriminating friend of mine recommended him and she thought he was the best too. Anyways I moved away. A long time later I moved back but all I can remember is his first name was "Ricky". I can't remember which salon he worked at or his last name. Beside hairdressers move around a lot so I'll never find him again. Make sure you keep a tab on him Katy if you decide to try a new hairdresser.

Recently I went into a shop and it turned out a lot more expensive than I thought when I got my highlights. On top of that the hairdresser talked me into layering. It looked good for about a month then I realized I'd fallen for that old hairdresser's trick of getting your hair layered. Though layering can be flattering I'm convinced they particularly like to layer your hair for repeat business. You have to go in for a cut alot more frequently once they layer your hair. Also once its layered you're more locked into a single style and can't do a lot of the other hairdos you would have done for a change of pace.

Are you judging me?

Funny that you mention this. Just got my haircut on Friday...went to a new place to try to get a different style cut for summer. Ridiculously expensive (but normal for NYC "stylists"). Got the exact same cut I always get because apparently nothing else is possible with my hair.

Summary: Going to Supercuts from now on and getting $10 cuts. Oh - and buying boxed organic hair dye from Whole Foods.

Don't forget to stop at K-Mart and pick up some nice mono-color sweat shirts with matching bottoms.

What an excellent idea. Thank you for your recommendation - do the sweat shirts and matching bottoms fit you well? Or are they a little snug for you?

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He's not. Now ask Rick to explain how Cheney has worked out so far. He can't really believe little George Bush has been making all these horrible decisions so far.

Sorry, those are reserved for the 30-something soccer moms. On the other hand, the no-ass Levis are all mine.

Confession: I think I know the secret to why women's hair cuts are so much more expensive than men's. It's cos women will pay for cuts that expensive. Men just wouldn't stand for it.

There's another reason too db. Women's styling is just so much more elaborate than men's. We tease it, perm it, condition it, curl it, straighten it, layer it, highlight it, color it, sometimes combo all these techniques together while at the same time its usually anywheres from 3 to 6 times as long as the average guys hair and ='s more patience, labor and skill for the stylist than a barber is required to have.

hmmm...i have to disagree with you there...I think it's hilarious. but you're still cool in my book.

wow, are we related??

I will only let one person get close to my hair with scissors and hes is totally out. I have zero problem with this and will plan a day around just getting my haircut. I'm not a girl BTW, for some reason I have found that gay guys always give the best haircuts.

I like US Office better than UK Office.

obv you need to get the hell out of ohio