Point well taken. Ok, how about this. I have squandered a ridiculous amount of money over the past couple years and have nothing to show for it except for closets full of pink and black shirts that have shrunk and are one size too small for me and stacks and stacks of capri pants that I don't really need and don't particularly fit me that well either.

hey, me too! well, except for the capri pants. I didn't really buy to many pairs of them, to be honest.

Dom, you crack me up. I'm trying to visualize you in a pair of black capri pants.

confession: I don't own a cell phone.
I think I get along fine without one. There are probably only 3 times a year when I really think "I wish I had a cell phone right now"

But it gets you just a little hot? Confess!

Me - I'm trying to picture him in the pink shirt. What about heels - have you ever worn any of those Dom? Heels go well with capri pants.

Nut, this is just flat out weird. No cell phone? What kind of person doesn't own a cell phone?? I'm perplexed and astonished.

you are not paying attention. you need to read my post about hockey fans. then this will make sense

Got my first one a couple years ago--a pay as you go model that costs me about twenty-five dollars for three months. Decided to finally get one after getting a flat on the way to work. The first time it rang, I didn't know what to do. Now, for the most part, I keep it turned off--no one ever calls me anyway--and check to see if I have messages every couple of days.

not black, the pink ones, ldo

i used to wear cowboy boots back in the mid-90s. does that count? I had some really cool ones, to:

brown ****-kickers
rattlesnake skin
blue ostrich
green lizard skin

I gave them all away to my country singer friend when I realized guidos and cowboy boots to not go well together.

Re: ldo.

I have almost no clue what any of these abbreviations mean, yet I'm too stubborn to ask.

ldo = like duh obviously

it keeps me hip with all the young'uns, John. qft.

what are Capri pants?

pics plz.

don't worry, you're not missing much. I know what they mean and I think they are stupid.