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07-17-2014 , 07:54 PM
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Great story.
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07-18-2014 , 02:25 AM
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07-18-2014 , 10:10 AM
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Helluva shot Dom, helluva shot.
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07-18-2014 , 10:32 PM
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to Dom...even if you are a Bills fan

to the Chicken story too, glad I read while I was stoned...now all I'm thinking about is homing chicken's in my head.
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07-19-2014 , 01:28 PM
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meeting you was one of the top three highlights of my many Vegas trips - (Erik Siedel trading CD's with me is another one - so that's where you rate)

The chicken story is great and I seem to recall a couple about Motley Crue that were pretty good too
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07-19-2014 , 01:35 PM
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I bet the people in Africa are still talking about those Americans who were shocked by the chicken getting off the bus, laughing at your stupidity all these years later.
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07-19-2014 , 05:33 PM
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I hate to take a shot at the mystery and come up with an explanation, but someone at that stop was owed/ordered a chicken and that was the delivery.
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07-19-2014 , 05:59 PM
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That still doesn't explain how the chicken knew to get off the bus.
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07-19-2014 , 06:38 PM
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It was probably a midget in a chicken suit and the convection waves made said person look smaller.
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07-19-2014 , 06:45 PM
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What he said
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07-19-2014 , 06:48 PM
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That still doesn't explain how the chicken knew to get off the bus.
I just wonder if the bus before let off an egg, or the bus after.
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07-19-2014 , 09:36 PM
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It was a top secret advanced cybernetic Rooster undercover gathering intelligence to keep Amurrica safe.




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07-21-2014 , 12:35 AM
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Did the Chicken cross the road?

(Great story from a great guy. Thanks Dom.)
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07-21-2014 , 06:30 PM
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That still doesn't explain how the chicken knew to get off the bus.
why did the chicken get off the bus?


Spoiler:
because the door opened
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07-21-2014 , 08:09 PM
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That laughing rooster is some f***** up s***.
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07-23-2014 , 03:07 PM
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Great story, Dom. Can I steal it?
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07-25-2014 , 04:11 AM
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Told it already! Without permission.

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Though I did not claim it as my own. For the record, it was well-received.
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07-27-2014 , 03:12 AM
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Dominic I was in a relationship with this girl who was very much in love then she opened up to me about her porn past and I snap dumped her once I saw the videos.
Any other instances like this you hear from your og days?
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07-27-2014 , 04:15 AM
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Gonna need a name there bro
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07-27-2014 , 11:47 AM
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Dom,

Have you thought about writing a memoir collecting lots of little anecdotes like your chicken story? I would buy it for $.99. Maybe even $2.99.
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07-27-2014 , 02:31 PM
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Lol...not really...but thanks!
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07-27-2014 , 06:13 PM
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If there's chicken porn, I'll pay $5.99!
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