so i'm chilling at the local bar after work, enjoying some drinks, and there is this hot blond there with hudge terts, so i buy her a couple drinks, and get to chatting. first we start with the normal flirtations(you're hot, later at my place, what i would do to you, etc).then she starts complaining that her husband spends all day gardening or he's on the the internet on some stupid forum for fourteen yr old math geeks( i couldnt believe this chick was married the way she was giving off the signals). so i try to veer the subject back to us and hooking up and she seems pretty interested. I figure i'll buy her couple more drinks and then go for a little Bingo Bango(iykwim). halfway through the next drink her husband calls!! I didnt realize it was him, and was talking to her, and I THINK HE HEARD ME!!! bbv wats my play? try and bang anyways?,or ....




oh yeah and since this is bbv here is a pic...

pull out now

kool?

imo

wat wat in the butt

butterface? either way you should nutterface

haha... i lol'd

im tryin TR to come

if thats her in the pic hit it

ok i think she has a jealous loser husband though, i'm worried he might garden or something

scame

i know dat girl. boob-job was awesome

Eph and J mitch both poasted in my thread.... i win!!

yeah i posted in ur thread u lucky bitch

dude u were mackin on Blutarski's girl !

i am pretty lucky, blondes at bars love me

i aint afraid of yo husband baby ill be over tonight
it wont do no good to lock them doors and windows tight

i dont scare easily
so shut up and listen to me

i aint afraid of yo husband baby ill be over tonight
it wont do no good to lock them doors and winders tight

so whats the big deal? let down yur hair
if you run around he wouldnt care

anyway

c'mon baby
whaddaya say

good lookin woman chart toppin man
need to get on every chance they can
give it up

c'mon baby give it up

naw he dont scare me none
he sure dont scare my gun

i aint afraid of yo husband baby ill be over tonight
it wont do no good to lock them doors and windows tight

i aint afraid of yo husband baby ill be over toooooooonnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhttttt