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Old 09-16-2011, 04:59 PM   #1
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You Youngsters Have Too Much Porn!

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When I was your age, all I had access to was the occasional Playboy I'd have to "borrow" from my Uncle's secret drawer. Once a year, I might get my hands on a Penthouse.

Of course, this was the 70s, so whether it was Playboy or Penthouse, all I could see below the belt was bush. I actually had no idea what a vagina looked like until I had sex for the first time.

I never saw an adult film until I was almost out of college. No porn at all.

Today, with what you jokers have available to you, I'm seeing a definite lack of interest from you in "real" girls. You're quite happy with your poker, your video games, your porn...and you don't seem all that interested in real girls. In fact, dare I say...you almost seem scared of them.

Nothing wrong with that...I was mystified by them when I was young. But they were a wonderful mystery, and sex was, well....sexy. Alluring. Special. Nowadays, when 14 year-olds have access to Facial Cum Dumpsters 7 on the interwebs, I'm wondering if you actually expect all sex to be that mechanical.

Next time you actually have sex? Look in her eyes, will ya? Have sex with a real person. not just some hole. realize you're sharing something with a vulnerable, interesting girl who you might actually get to like if you thought of her as more than an object to have sex with. Dare to show the girl respect and love!

THEN come on her face. it's so much hotter then.
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Old 09-16-2011, 05:00 PM   #2
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Old 09-16-2011, 05:01 PM   #3
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Re: You Youngsters Have Too Much Porn!

I dont see this thread going anywhere
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Old 09-16-2011, 05:01 PM   #4
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Re: You Youngsters Have Too Much Porn!

How did you ever get hard without porn...
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Old 09-16-2011, 05:02 PM   #5
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How did you ever get hard without porn...
this is what I mean....so sad....
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Old 09-16-2011, 05:02 PM   #6
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Re: You Youngsters Have Too Much Porn!

thats like saying you have too much money
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Old 09-16-2011, 05:03 PM   #7
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Re: You Youngsters Have Too Much Porn!

Funny as he puts it, I think he's right about a lot of points. At least said with humor but still....Think about it.
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Old 09-16-2011, 05:05 PM   #8
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Re: You Youngsters Have Too Much Porn!

how can u not look into the girl's eyes?

nice read tho. afraid these guys are gonna stick to their porn regardless
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Old 09-16-2011, 05:05 PM   #9
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Re: You Youngsters Have Too Much Porn!

I don't think porn alone is contributing to the depersonalization of sexuality in the American male, but widespread high speed internet access.

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Old 09-16-2011, 05:05 PM   #10
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Funny as he puts it, I think he's right about a lot of points. At least said with humor but still....Think about it.
He is right about everything, porn has ruined me.
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Old 09-16-2011, 05:06 PM   #11
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how can u not look into the girl's eyes?
'cause it's scary to think you're actually sharing something intimate instead of just banging a ho.
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Old 09-16-2011, 05:06 PM   #12
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how can u not look into the girl's eyes?
Permit me to demonstrate: turn around

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Old 09-16-2011, 05:06 PM   #13
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I get told off for looking into girls eyes. They think it's freaky.

Also the ironing is delicious.
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Old 09-16-2011, 05:07 PM   #14
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Let me just add that as a woman, I'd rather bed a real man than some dude who treated me like a sex robot. There's just nothing erotic about that action to a woman.
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Old 09-16-2011, 05:09 PM   #15
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Im not as old aparently (33) but I can remember I was 14 when I first discovered the fap. JC Penny catalog bra and panty section was tha bomb, had zero access to nude pictures of any kind to fap
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