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Old 07-31-2012, 05:39 AM   #1
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Women weaken legs

I used to be an Australian rated professional boxer, please find my highlight reel below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4W9tQvzdWY

Back in early 2004 I was getting ready to fight on Australian TV for the first time. It was a big event for me because my whole family was coming to watch and I was training very hard because I didn't want to get beat up in front of my grandparents.

At this time I was also working on the door of a nightclub in Sydney's Kings Cross. There was a girl that worked behind the bar at this same place and she definitely belonged on the top shelf, blonde and beautiful.

In what would turn out to be a mixed blessing I started seeing this girl about six weeks before my fight. We were getting along like a house on fire in every department and it definitely started to affect my work in the gym.

Most fighters abstain from sex before competition and I had always been quite disciplined but when it came to this girl I was like a bulldog eating custard, couldn't say no.

My trainer had organised some sparring sessions for me with Danny Green (former world champion). I knew I had to pull myself together and get focused but the night before our first session it happened again, like Icarus flying too close to the sun I found myself in the honeypot that was her bedroom.

The next morning I found myself walking into the gym completely and utterly spent, to my horror half of Sydney's boxing community had turned up to watch Greeny spar.

I did OK in the first round, unfortunately our sparring session was scheduled for a bit longer than that. In the second round I over reached with my jab and he deposited me on the canvas with a right hand, I got up straight away but my pride was knocked out for a lot longer.

This isn't really a beat because that punch helped focus me and I won my fight a few weeks later, I just thought it could be an entertaining story to tell and I might post a few more if anyone's interested.
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Old 07-31-2012, 05:44 AM   #2
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Old 07-31-2012, 09:45 AM   #3
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Re: Women weaken legs

WTF IS THIS?????????????













PICS. OF. GIRL.

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Old 07-31-2012, 10:17 AM   #4
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WTF IS THIS?????????????

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Old 07-31-2012, 11:01 AM   #5
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they are allowed as long as no closeups on crotch or chesticle area right ? (or did I misread them rules O
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Old 07-31-2012, 11:02 AM   #6
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Old 07-31-2012, 11:20 AM   #7
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It is the source of all strength, all energy, all knowledge, all skill. Semen fuels the fires of self-realization just as ghi fuels the lamps of devotional worship. Moreover, semen is a distillate of most other body fluids and substances—blood, marrow, and bone, in particular—and is therefore the essence of the whole body within itself.
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Old 07-31-2012, 02:22 PM   #8
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Old 07-31-2012, 02:54 PM   #9
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Old 07-31-2012, 09:57 PM   #10
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I know this is BBV4L, but I'm gonna get technical anyway. Orgasms before athletic competition have no detrimental physiological effects on performance. In actuality, sexual activity and orgasms may actually increase available testosterone. Most likely, any adverse effects you experience would come from lack of sleep, not the sex itself. So, bang the girl, then get your 8+ hours, problem solved.
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Old 07-31-2012, 10:03 PM   #11
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Wally Lewis played a blinder and got a BOG in the early 80s playing a State of Origin match after shagging his wife behind the sheds.
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Old 07-31-2012, 10:51 PM   #12
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Old 08-01-2012, 12:10 AM   #13
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bulldogs eat custard?
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Old 08-01-2012, 05:31 AM   #14
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**** BBV4L. It got ****.

Who's gonna turn the lights off on the way out?

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Old 08-01-2012, 11:59 PM   #15
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I liked it, kinda funny. Op needs to realize this is a poker forum though.. and most guys in bbv have never had sex or trained in any kind of real sport..so cant relate.
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