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CNN had a story on this tonight but it's hardly new since the above video was published by the (failing) NY Times last year. I felt I had to put my UT to good use so I watched it and I have to admit at one point, it moved.. just a little. It was more of a twitch and nothing to be concerned about.

But seriously, WTF? Would you? Are introverts finally celebrating at their laptops? Since the tech is still in its infancy, this idea would make anyone's first awkward experience enjoyable in comparison.

I don't think I'll ever be ready to hear, in a female terminatorish voice, "Take off your cloths, your boots, and then motorboat me."

Thoughts?

Last edited by Majik19; 03-12-2017 at 01:11 AM.

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03-12-2017 , 01:08 AM

Tuma

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An early foray of improving the behavior of pedophiles and rapists.

(Aw who'm I kidding, the powers at be might wish to preserve such ritual.)

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03-12-2017 , 01:12 AM

King_of_NYC

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you buy them to turn off

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03-12-2017 , 09:53 PM

thabighurt35

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i have never used a flesh light, or anything like that, but I would not be against giving one of these things a turn. Prob wouldn't ever buy one though

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03-12-2017 , 10:47 PM

Oberbrunner

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Hmmm... I want a gender neutral robot. Seems like it would always be able to take care of my needs

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03-12-2017 , 10:56 PM

LuckyLuke01

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they better build these ****ing robots soon. the sexual market is FILLED with cock. once all those dude stop sending dick pics to every fat uggo and plain jane. it might make the world a better place.

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03-12-2017 , 11:22 PM

Oberbrunner

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Interesting theory,

I happen to believe there isnt enough dick pics being sent. It seems like I hear mostly pictures of breast and female genitalia being sent.

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03-13-2017 , 01:09 AM

muttiah

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you buy them to turn off

nice

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03-13-2017 , 01:37 AM

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by Oberbrunner

Interesting theory,

I happen to believe there isnt enough dick pics being sent. It seems like I hear mostly pictures of breast and female genitalia being sent.

lol if you think tit pics are being send you are sadly mistaken. they have to get 10k likes for that

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03-13-2017 , 09:37 AM

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suitedjustice

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If sexbots and/or VR programs are made cheap and widely available, and result in a population decrease, without the need for any accompanying draconian laws, then I'm all for them.

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03-13-2017 , 09:44 AM

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Mr.mmmKay

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The robots were kind of hot in Westworld

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03-13-2017 , 02:37 PM

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LuckyLuke02

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I'm sure LonelyBox would buy a couple of these.

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03-13-2017 , 07:57 PM

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Morphismus

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I, for one, welcome our new sexy overlords!

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03-14-2017 , 09:20 AM

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Kristy

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Made it to 1:45. Guy is super creepy.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, imo.

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03-15-2017 , 10:28 AM

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LuckyLuke01

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I'm sure LonelyBox would buy a couple of these.

so if you can't stalk me, you want to be me?

lbox just give up. this is the WROST gimmick ever.

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03-15-2017 , 10:42 AM

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LuckyLuke03

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so if you can't stalk me, you want to be me?

lbox just give up. this is the WROST gimmick ever.

I am you. I am your sex robot.

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03-15-2017 , 11:08 AM

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i have never used a flesh light, or anything like that, but I would not be against giving one of these things a turn. Prob wouldn't ever buy one though

Yeah, I think renting is the only way to go here.

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03-15-2017 , 01:51 PM

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Tuma

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use the force luke01

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03-15-2017 , 11:17 PM

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Majik19

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Yeah, I think renting is the only way to go here.

LOL I recall a friend of mine who used to use ebay frequently (this was 12 years ago) and he showed me the ad for a "slightly used" sex doll with a "small vaginal tear". Non stop laughter for 15 minutes.

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03-16-2017 , 09:51 AM

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so if you can't stalk me, you want to be me?

lbox just give up. this is the WROST gimmick ever.

Dude Those gimmick are not me...

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03-23-2017 , 09:40 PM

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LuckyLuke03

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I want you to be the worst gimmick ever inside of my sex robot.

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03-29-2017 , 10:35 AM

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SetzerG

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What exactly is wrong with sex bots? If some dudes enjoy them, let them enjoy them in the privacy of their homes. Now, bringing the bots out to family outings and such should obviously be socially impermissible, but their existence doesn't bother me one bit

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03-29-2017 , 10:42 AM

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Soon there will be robot weddings. Love is love.

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03-29-2017 , 10:58 AM

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SetzerG

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inb4 people getting hitched to dog robots. Better yet, human males marrying dog males. Gay interspecies marriage for all plz

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03-29-2017 , 11:08 AM

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inb4 people getting hitched to dog robots. Better yet, human males marrying dog males. Gay interspecies marriage for all plz

lmao

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