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Old 02-20-2012, 06:16 AM   #1
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Why are guys so much cooler than girls?

I mean, sure there are some cool girls out there, but even they agree if you ask them most girls are really lame. I could give examples, but is that really necessary? I think we can all pretty much agree on this premise, so the real question is why?

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Old 02-20-2012, 06:19 AM   #2
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Old 02-20-2012, 06:25 AM   #3
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Old 02-20-2012, 06:37 AM   #4
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Re: Why are guys so much cooler than girls?

haha! That does sound ghay! But girls are sexy, nobody denies that. That doesn't make them cool though, guys, srsly....
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Old 02-20-2012, 06:38 AM   #5
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Re: Why are guys so much cooler than girls?

Its because we have dicks, obv.
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Old 02-20-2012, 06:43 AM   #6
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haha! That does sound ghay! But girls are sexy, nobody denies that. That doesn't make them cool though, guys, srsly....
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Old 02-20-2012, 06:45 AM   #7
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we're the security detail shooting the **** and saving the world from the bad guys
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Old 02-20-2012, 07:36 AM   #8
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Old 02-20-2012, 07:50 AM   #9
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I mean, sure there are some cool girls out there, but even they agree if you ask them most girls are really lame. I could give examples, but is that really necessary? I think we can all pretty much agree on this premise, so the real question is why?
See "the Anchorman." As soon as they let women in the workplace they brought the danger of bear attacks. Who needs that?

I used to listen to Howard Stern, haven't in a long time but he used to say that when a woman is beautiful everything she says is interesting. As a women gets older and less attractive they become less interesting. Basically, he was saying that women are only important if they are attractive and no man in his right mind would put up with the hysteria if this weren't true.

Hysteria / Historectomy come from the same root. A woman is hysterical, emotional and non rational because they are a woman. We only tolerate them because we are weak and pathetic and want only one thing.

Of course, I have the utmost respect for women and would never tolerate such short sighted views.
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:27 AM   #10
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Guys are cool, girls are hot. I don't know why but its clearly a fact.
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:48 AM   #11
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Old 02-20-2012, 09:13 AM   #12
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I think we can all pretty much agree on this premise,
No, no we can't.

Somebody has to get stuck with the lame girls, tho.

So your having girl problems? I feel bad for you son...
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Because you touch yourself at night.
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