They close all my threads for no reason

why not make it one more

What's your favorite flavor of helicopter?

military

any greens care to confirm/deny?

other than you are obviously just trying to get attention by making stuff up?

i dont get why, your last thread was very insightful

ALL MY STORIES ARE TRUE BRO

I still reek of urine from that piss balloon

there once was a man in the sea
who really had to go pee
he went on his wife and she pulled out a knife
and then the mods locked this thread

you're dating a famous actress who is trying to blackmail you or something?

ok, that one was a lie, the pee balloon is real though

The P-Balloon is an item that originated in Super Mario World that appears quite rarely throughout the entire Mario series. It has the appearance of a yellow balloon with a large white "P" printed on it (presumably meaning "power", and possibly relating it to the P-Switch and the P-Wing). It resides inside Item Boxes and, when it is released, will float in a direction until it is picked up by Mario or Luigi.


The item's effect is to make whoever picks it up swell up like a balloon, causing them to hover in the air. They will gradually float upwards if not moved by the player, but are capable of moving in any direction for a limited amount of time. During this time, Yoshi cannont be ridden. Mario or Luigi will start to flash when the item is about to wear off, and when it does they return to normal size and drop out of the air. The level Tubular in the Special World requires the player to continually pick up new P-Balloons to maintain flight while they make their way across the level. If Mario or Luigi pass through a Giant Gate while under the effects of the P-Balloon, he will gain a bonus Cape Feather.

well tbh that thread was ok and if your other threads hadn't sucked so much it probably would have stayed open. post a pic of yourself covered in pee

see, that's my point, the mods are just being dicks to me for no reason

i mean it states in the sticky post pics or gtfo and you have posted no pics

What am i supposed to post, a pic of the little bits of balloon left over on the street?

post a pic of yourself covered in urine or of the girl who threw the balloon.

pic of girl:

I played jacks or better for the first time ever last night.

honestly i was a little more excited about the piss covered pic

yes you should have posted pics of just the remnants at least

You can't play poker with one card, get down from there you look silly.

i already took a shower ldo