I mean, sure there are some cool girls out there, but even they agree if you ask them most girls are really lame. I could give examples, but is that really necessary? I think we can all pretty much agree on this premise, so the real question is why?

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haha! That does sound ghay! But girls are sexy, nobody denies that. That doesn't make them cool though, guys, srsly....

Its because we have dicks, obv.

we're the security detail shooting the **** and saving the world from the bad guys

Is liking guys more than girls...

See "the Anchorman." As soon as they let women in the workplace they brought the danger of bear attacks. Who needs that?

I used to listen to Howard Stern, haven't in a long time but he used to say that when a woman is beautiful everything she says is interesting. As a women gets older and less attractive they become less interesting. Basically, he was saying that women are only important if they are attractive and no man in his right mind would put up with the hysteria if this weren't true.

Hysteria / Historectomy come from the same root. A woman is hysterical, emotional and non rational because they are a woman. We only tolerate them because we are weak and pathetic and want only one thing.

Of course, I have the utmost respect for women and would never tolerate such short sighted views.

Guys are cool, girls are hot. I don't know why but its clearly a fact.

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No, no we can't.

Somebody has to get stuck with the lame girls, tho.

So your having girl problems? I feel bad for you son...

Because you touch yourself at night.